dukeceit oneshots (abandoned)

❁ 3rd day - Cooking/baking ❁

Deceit was woken by an unusually sweet aroma, unlike the unpleasant scent like normal.

He was instantly on edge. This never usually happened; this was weird. What had Remus done now? What was going on?

He wandered downstairs, not bothering to brush his coffee coloured bedhair, sticking his bowler on. He was greeted with a pleasant surprise - Remus at the stove. "Hey, love." He let his arms snake (get it aHah) round Remus' waist, running them down his bare chest. Remus grinned and cuddled into Dee. "Hiya, Dee Dee."

"You're up early. Are you sure this isn't some weird project?" Dece questioned, trying to choose his words carefully. Remus laughed and waved a hand dismissively. "No, no!"
Deceit raised an eyebrow, peering tentatively at the food. "I didn't know you could cook."
It actually looked good - he was making waffles.

Deceit stuck his tonuge out to sniff the air. (This is how snakes smell) "Is that pumpkin spice?"
Remus giggled. "Yep! For Halloween!"
Deceit sighed. "Halloween is like, on the thirty - oh, never mind."

Remus ushered Deceit over to the table who waited patiently for him to dish it up. He began to tap his foot in impatience after about twenty minutes. "Remusssss, baby, I missss you!" He pouted. Remus giggled and came over, leaping into Dee's arms and snuggling into his lap, letting Dee stroke his hair. He cupped Dee's face for a gentle kiss and hugged him tight.

[Timeskip]

Soon, they were enjoying the meal. Deceit chewed lightly and carefully, astounded at the exquisite taste. "This is delicious, 'Mus!"

Remus smirked in a suggestive way that Deceit was weak for. "Not as delicious as you." He purred.

Dee blushed fiercely, the cherry red visible even underneath his scales. "Oh, ssstop that!"
Together, they washed and cleared away the plates, playfully fighting and laughing, just enjoying the banter.
"Now, what do you wanna do today, my gorgeous snake?" Remus questioned.

Deceit flushed a light pink. "You're gorgeous, Ree."
Remus shrugged. "Movies it is then!" Before Deceit knew it, Remus had lifted him up bridal style. Dee writhed and wriggled in his grip, but he secretly loved it. "Oh, my prince."

[ I SWEAR. IF ANYONE. COMMENTS. ON. THIS ONE MORE TIME LIKE "UMM, THAT'S ROMAN OR "I THINK YOU MEAN DUKE" I'm going to lOse it
Remus is very much a prince too 😡 ]

Remus chuckled and pulled Deceit to his chest, who listened intently to his soothing heartbeat.

Timeskip to Remus' room

Remus laid Deceit down gently on the bed. Dee frowned guiltily. "'Mus, I have work-" He was cut off by Remus' finger to his lips. "Dee Dee, I know you're tired. You need a break."
Despite Deceit's protests, Remus cuddled into Dee's side and conjured a thick, fluffy blanket over them. Deceit couldn't help but enjoy the warmth it gave him, and snuggled closer, closing his eyes in content.

Soon after, they flicked on a Disney movie, one of Dee's favourites, cuddling softly. Remus began to press kisses all down Dee's neck, all the way back up to his lips.

Deceit soon fell asleep, and Remus not long after.
Remus really should cook again sometime.