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🥀♈ Aries ♈🥀 "Ah yes . . . 6 months . . . The perfect age to start boxing classes."
🥀♉ Taurus ♉🥀 Uses a baby carrier on their teenager
🥀♊ Gemini ♊🥀 "Listen buddy, I don't care what you did at preschool, I'mma tell you about MY day"
🥀♋ Cancer ♋🥀 Rushes their kid to the hospital after a stubbed toe
🥀♌ Leo ♌🥀 Is prepared to physically fight their children's bullies
🥀♍ Virgo ♍🥀 Pulls out a calculus textbook, "story time"
🥀♎ Libra ♎🥀 The mom in "stacy's mom"
🥀♏ Scorpio ♏🥀 "a lullaby? Alright baby . . . Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing . . . A hundred muthafuckas" (WOAH THERE u Should nOt be cussing infront of your Child)
🥀♐ Sagittarius ♐🥀 Newborn vomits on them, "what the . . . I did not raise you to be like this"
🥀♑ Capricorn ♑🥀 "Beautiful baby right? Well, not as beautiful as me but . . You know, we can't all be so blessed
🥀♒ Aquarius ♒🥀 Burns their kids homework, "you don't need this . . it's all up to the system . . . Listen there's a rebellion coming
🥀♓ Pisces ♓🥀 See's baby sleeping, "what an asshole . . Why tf can't that be me?
