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❝ ZODIACS... as incorrect quotes ! ❞
got these from Tumblr!
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Libra - *holds the door open for Pisces*
After you.
Pisces - No, after you.
Libra - I insist, after you.
Leo - *pushes past both of them* After me.
{ The Pisces and Libra part is literally my friend and I 😂 }
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Aries - uh... Hey, Sag, can I ask you a question?
Sagittarius - Yeah?
Aries - Why are we lying on the ground?
Sagittarius - You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we're chilling.
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Aquarius - I've been dropping subtle hints that I like them.
*Walks over to crush*
*Ignores crush*
Also Aquarius - that went pretty good.
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Capricorn - Listen, I'm going to need you to calm down.
Cancer, banging fists on the table - but how can it be birthday cake flavor if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!?!
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Taurus - Leo, you're blocking the view.
Leo - I am the view.
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Aquarius - I connected the dots!
Virgo - you didn't connect shit.
Aquarius - I've connected them!
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Taurus - *sneezes*
Leo - [silence]
Taurus - you're not even going to say bless you?
Leo - I'm sitting with you, you've clearly blessed.
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Aquarius - I just had the weirdest thought
Gemini - okay, go on...
Aquarius - If you're a security guard at Samsung, does that make you guardian of the galaxies?
Aquarius & Gemini - *contemplates life in a corner*
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Gemini - Capricorn wants to name their kid something that sounds like noode
Scorpio - poodle
Gemini - like a pasta type I forgot it
Scorpio - Chicken Alfredo
Gemini - Oh, yeah. That's it.
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So all the signs are atleast in this once, I wanted to make sure of that.
So it's almost even!
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