queen but inaccurate

queen being funny

ok here's queen doing things and being funny

john: ill have cheese on toast

waiter: dont you mean grilled cheese?

j:

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j:

roger: john are you crying?

brian: LOOK WHAT YOU DID

freddie: YEAH EXACTLY

flight attendant: please make sure all small items are secure

f: john do you feel secure?

r: comes in an 11/10 car

r: WHY HOW NOW BRIAN I HAVE A VALID POINT ABOUT ME SONG (i'm in love with my car)

f: roger wtf

j: UH OH BRIANS DOWN

b: comes up in a giant badger

b: WHY HOW NOW ROGE-

r: now you're just fokin around with me

queen makes iwtbf:

f: HEY GUYS LETS MAKE IT DRAG FOR THE VIDEO-

usa: bans the vid

r: oh so you dont want to see my hot face EH?

r: I WILL STAY IN THE CUPBOARD TIL MY SONGS ON THE B SIDE

f: NO ROGER

j: ROGER YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIT IN THAT

b: JOHN's RIGHT

r: FRUCK YOU I AM STAYING IN.

f: bismillah-

everyone else: NO

j: i heard an idiot fought a squid

r, covered in ink: who knows maybe the squid was being mean

john: stop arguing with each other and help me with this puzzle.

what is a seven letter word for disappointment?

r: freddiE!

f:

j: it fits.

f: yknow im just gonna stay here and you can take the day off

b: freddie

b: this is my house

f: why does brian always do the laundry so loudly?

j: he wants us to know no one helps him

b, in the distance: slams the washing machine door shut loudly

rami: WE SHOT THE ENTIRE LIVE AID ON THE FIRST DAY

joe: I DIDNT KNOW PERM MEANT PERMANENT

r: WHERE IS MY CAR

j: roger this is an intervention-

r: cupboard it is then-

f: YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE YOU SON OF A MUMFORD

b: hey freddie can i get dating advice-

f: just because i got with jim doesnt mean i know how

r: OH NO

j, rushing in: what happened

r: i left my kazoo at home :(

j: yknow what i think ill join this band

they seem cool

b: aggressively strumming banjo

r: GALILEOOOO

f: slams head into piano

j:

j: this is fine

f: im very upset and there's nothing you can do about it

r:

f: no

r:

f: don't

r: brings john into the room

john: (OuO*)

f, trying not to smile: damn it

b: aw deaky, look at you getting romantic with these candles

j: first of all im gonna sacrifice you for cheese on toast.

okay maybe there's a bit of borhap included. until next time folks