(Meep i had a dream about Paul being Flake's son so I made this)
Paul: PAPA CAN WE GO TO THE STORE
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Flake: fine, but you can't buy useless scheiße like last time
Paul: *hugs him*
THANK YOU PAPA
Paul: *in the shop*
PAPA CAN I HAVE THIS
Flake: put that candy back I'm not buying you all that mess
Paul: *throws it at him*
Flake: TRY ME BITCH
Paul: YOU'RE MEAN PAPA
I'M TELLING MAMA
Flake: .... you don't have a mom
Paul: DON'T REMIND ME ;-;
*cries*
Flake: oh come on now Paulie, don't cry in the store, come on, let it out
*hugs him*
Paul: *cries harder*
Flake: *pats his back*
Ok, keep it in
Paul: *intense crying*
*blows his nose on his shirt*
Thanks Papa
Flake: .... disgusting
Paul: *at home*
Papa, why don't I have a Mama?
Flake: 👀
Paul: everyone has a Mama but me
(._. )
Flake: well, some people have a dad and a mom, some people have 2 dads, some people have 2 moms and some people only have a dad or a mom
Paul: so why don't I have a Mama?
Flake: you did have a mom, when you were born, but she left me so you don't have one anymore, you only have a dad and a woman who gave birth to you
Paul: why did Mama leave? Did she not love you?
Flake: we loved each other once, but when we had you, she didn't feel the same as I did, so she left
Paul: is it because you're ugly?
Flake: ....
Paul: how did you have me?
Flake: .... well, this is awkward
Ok, so, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other then
*explains sex*
Paul: .....
did you enjoy it?
Flake: can we change the subject now
Paul: why are clouds like candy floss?
Why is the sky blue?
What is the meaning of life?
Flake: I DON'T KNOW PAUL!
Paul: ....
Why are you angry Papa? Do you not like me?
Flake: of course not Paulie, I just don't know the answers to all of these questions
Paul: oh ok
I LOVE YOU PAPA
*hugs him*
Flake: Ja, I love you too Paulie, but you're crushing my spine-
