(Meep this whole chapter is set in Flake's house so that's why his wife is here)
Till: oooo that lobster is gonna boil up nicely
*licks lips*
Flake: well boy, I guess this is it, this is your big day
Till: okay, the water's boiling, quick, chuck him in, come on, what are you waiting for?
Flake: *looks at the lobster*
Oh, I can't cook Mr Pinchy, just look at him
Till: looks like an ordinary lob-
Mr Pinchy: *pinches his nose*
Till: OW SON OF A-
Flake: aww, he likes you
Paul: hey, what's going on, where's my damn lobster
Flake: we're not gonna eat Mr Pinchy, he's part of the family now
Pinchy, I made you a steak
Richard: that's not fair, I get a cabbage and this stupid mammal gets a steak!
Oliver: well, lobster or no lobster, this is still a very special dinner because Schneider is getting married next week
Everyone: *cheers*
Paul: go Schneider, go Schneider
*dances*
Flake: aren't you proud of your brother, Pinchy?
Mr Pinchy: *pinches Till's nose*
Till: OW FU-
Flake: DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF OUR SON!
Till: ....
*5 hours later*
Jenny: Flake, where did all these muddy claw prints come from?
Flake: Pinchy got mud on him earlier, so I put him in a nice hot bath
Paul: why does this house smell like steamed lobster?
Flake: well, that's because- wait, lobster?
pinchy?
Pinchy??
PINCHY!
*5 minutes later*
Flake: *cries*
Oh, my dear Pinchy
*eats the lobster*
Pass the butter
*cries*
Jenny: *gives him the butter*
Oh honey, I'm sorry
*hugs him*
Paul: are you gonna eat that whole lobster by yourself?
Flake: *cries*
*nods*
Pinchy would have wanted it this way
*eats lobster*
*pets him*
Oh Pinchy, no more pain where you are now boy
*cries*
*rips him in half*
Oh man, that's tasty
I wish Pinchy was here to enjoy this
*cries*
Pinchy......
