scheiße

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Feure Frei:
Flake: bang bang and the dirt is gone
Everyone in Rammstein:
Oli: look at all those boomers
Rammstein: we don't like you
Richard: :0
Till: SCHEIßE
Paul: THERE'S A BIG CROWD OF WOMEN IN THE STREET
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA
The women: :0
It's them!
Schneider: RUN!
Everyone: *dashes tf outta there*
Stormare: hallo friends-
Till: *puts his hair and piercings on him*
TAKE HIM
HE IS TILL LINDEMANN
The women: *chases them*
Oli: ladies, go home!
We have to go to the mall tomorrow and it will be very early in the morning
Paul: it's like, a big blob of jam coming towards us, but it's a bunch of 20 year old girls!
Flake: go away!
I don't want to catch the menopause!
Schneider: ladies! It's after 7 o'clock
I think your husbands are wondering where their breakfasts are
Oli: Schneider is right
Mrs Collins, remember when Mr Collins tried to make the bed by himself
And he lost a leg
And Mrs Jones, when Mr Jones tried to make a cup of tea
And he burnt the house down
Till: ja, surely you can't let them get through a day on their own, go on home
Everyone:
Paul: can i have this duck?

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