*Rammstein on their tour bus*
Everyone: ....
Till: it's pretty boring in here, isn't it?
Paul: ja, you're all boring
*points*
Shame! Shame!
Richard: STOP FINGER SHAMING ME!
Oliver: ja, Till is right, it's very boring in here
Everyone: ...
Paul: ok, who's up for a game of something?
Schneider: how about....
Charades?
Paul: oooo I love that game, I hope you're all ready for a good thrashing!
Schneider: okay
*does a reeling action*
Paul: uhh, eating! Something to do with boxing, uhh, one handed boxing!
Schneider: it was a film Paul!
Paul: You're not supposed to tell me Schnei!
Schneider: *sighs*
*does a reeling action*
Paul: film!
Schneider: *holds up one finger*
Paul: one film!
Schneider: no, one word
Paul: You're making it a bit too easy for me Schnei! Okay, one word film, can't be too many of them
Schneider: *points to his mouth*
Paul: uhh, mouth! Teeth! Tongue!
Schneider: *does a swimming action*
Paul: mouth swim! Swim mouth! Tongue swim! Swim tongue! Jaws 2!
Schneider: *exaggerated movements*
Paul: okay, something along those lines
Jaws 2! Superman 2! Ghostbusters 2!
BATMAN RETURNS!
Schneider: GOTT YOU HAD IT, IT WAS JAWS!
Paul: NO I DIDN'T SCHNEI, I SAID JAWS 2, IT'S A DIFFERENT FILM, IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT FILM, IT'S A DIFFERENT SHARK!
Flake: *laughs quietly*
Everyone: ....
Paul: well, that was fun
Richard: ...
im bored now
Paul: ....
ooo, why don't we all sing a nice song!
Okay, I'll start
*clears throat*
We're going on a stroll with our favourite sausage roll
Richard: what the fuck
Flake: ....
we're going on a trip, watch me nae nae, watch me whip
Everyone: DABBING THROUGH THE SKY
Till: ...
I have a pen
I have an apple
Everyone: APPLE PEN
PINEAPPLE PEN
PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN
Schneider: *gets drumsticks*
*starts playing on the table*
We will, we will
Everyone: KILL YOU
Oliver: wait, I made a song and you all know the words
*clears throat*
I'm a Rammie girl
Richard: In a Rammie world
Till: I'm so tall
Flake: Really tall
Paul: You can brush our hair
Schneider: We'll take you anywhere
Oliver: Cause we're tall
Richard: Really tall
Everyone: COME ON RAMMIES
LET'S GO PARTY
