Till: PAUL WAKE UP IT'S YOUR BDAY
Oli: happy birthday midget
Richard: i got you a choker 🥴
Flake: and I am here too
Unfortunately
Schneider: i put 'spices' in his cake
Richard: ~take off all your clothes
show it to these hoes~
Paul: aw, thank you fags
Till: let's go celebrate at the bar
Everyone: HOORAY!
Flake: *driving*
Till: can't you go any faster?
Flake: I'm going 23 mph, what more do you w- w-w-w-wa-waa-wwwwww-wa
Richard: are you alright there?
Flake: *loses control of the car*
I- I- I'm f-f-f-f fine
Paul: stop the damn car you idiot
Flake: *pulls over*
Everyone: *gets out of the car*
Schneider: what's wrong with him?
Flake: m- m-ma-maaaa-mmmm-
Malaria
Oli: *gives him a bottle*
Ah, drink this
Flake: *continuously shakes*
Everyone: *helps him hold up the bottle*
Paul: *puts him in the back of the car*
Flake: *sticks his head over the top*
Paul: get back down
*puts him back in*
*both of them do this over and over*
Till: right, I'll drive, Richard, in the front, everyone else, in the back
Schneider: uh, Till
Flake has turned yellow
Richard: just put some blankets on him
Till: damn, is it hot in here
Richard: is the engine overheating?
Oli: Till, Flake isn't yellow anymore
Till: ah, good
Schneider: nein
He's purple and steaming
Paul: it's melting the walls
Richard: *pours water on him*
There
He's fine
*everyone at home*
Richard: *opens the door*
1, 2, 3
And lets dance
Everyone: *jumps in*
Richard: *starts twerking*
Flake: *does the worm*
Paul: *running around with neon dildos and occasionally dabbing*
Oli: *moonwalk 101*
Schneider: *thicc booty shake*
Till: wtf is wrong with you lot
Paul: join in Tillie!
Till: ...
*starts twerking with Reesh*
Everyone: woooooo
Schneider: *dancing*
Go Tillie
Go Tillie
Paul: *does a handstand and falls on his ass*
Everyone: *starts stripping*
Richard: ~take off all your clothes
show all of them hoes~
Flake: *suddenly runs upstairs*
Everyone except Till: *follows*
Paul: he has malaria again
He's steaming again
Flake: *is so hot that he sets alight*
whoops
*awkward laugh*
Schneider, Richard, Paul and Oli: *all look at each*
*run to the stairs*
Till! Your bed's on fire!
