baby Paulie

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Paul: *cri*
Flake: *big eye twitch*
Till: why did i ever marry into this
Flake: why was i ever born
Paul: *cri*
Flake: does he do anything other than cry?!
Till: he throws up and shits his pants
Flake: great....
Till: Flake have you seen the electric bill
It's so fucking high
Flake: well, i can do anything about that, i lost my job because of this kid
Till: and i never had a job
Flake: *cries*
I'm not Doctor Lorenz anymore
I'm just Mr. Lorenz!
*cries more*
Till: *hug*
Great, I have two children
Paul: *crawls up*
Flake: *pat*
Paul: fuck!
Flake: :0
Till: awww his first words
Flake: :0
Till: i don't think that's a good thing
Flake: let's never speak of this again

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