When Heathers meets Mean Girls

Oh, How The Tables Have Turned

"TOUCHDOOOOOWWWWNN BADGERS!!" The stands roared with cheering fans and jeering opposers. Two Westerburg boys were among those fans. Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney had always been on a football field since they could walk. And with Kurt claiming he had a family emergency in Evanston, while Ram called in sick, this was the perfect opportunity to sneak away to an Illinois Badgers game. The team with the most elite trained athletes. The two boys had watched every interview and knew every player.

"Did you see that move in the final quarter? That bump and run was epic!" Kurt chuckled.

Ram nodded in response. "That was quite a win, even though it was already in the bag. Punch it in!" Their fists came into contact with the other's arm. Looking ahead, Ram noticed a clock that read 3:15. "Hey Kurt, wanna go grab a coffee? Now that the local gals are out and about, this just might be our time."

Kurt smiled. "That's what I'm talking about! Let's go dude."

{Time hop to the coffee shop}
A/N: hey, that rhymed :)

The two lads had sat down with their cups. After more talk about the game, they saw a blonde fox move swiftly through the café with two other ladies moving behind. Ram whispered," Dibs on the alpha." Kurt sneered. "No way." Before Ram could even say another word, Kurt yelled over to this girl. "Hey, top blonde. Why don't you come with me with those ice cream scoops you got there?" His eyes moves down to where her butt was.

The girl sighed and walked over to her, followed by her entourage. "Excuse me, but what kind of person do you think you are to talk to REGINA GEORGE that way?"

Ram smirked. "My bud's right, you don't get much of yourself around Westerburg."

Regina paused. MORE Westerberg kids? Maybe there was a connection, or even a comment enemy. She clicked her tongue and turned to the girls behind her. "You two, scram. I have business to attend to." The girls smiled and said "Yes Regina!" in unison. As the two other girls walked off, the girl named Regina pulled her chair closer to them. "You wouldn't happen to know someone named Veronica Sawyer, right?"

Ram scoffed. "Who DOESN'T? She was supposed to do me and my buddy Kurt's homework last quarter."

Kurt jumped in. "She promised us. We were failing that class, and Coach almost didn't let us continue. Because she never did the homework. Ever since, we've always been trying to get payback one day."

Regina smirked. "See, we DO have a common enemy, just like I thought. I hang out with this other girl named Cady, and she's so annoying. You're little Westerburg brat reminds me of her too much. And I can't stand her. Clearly, you can help me."

Kurt and Ram looked at each other. And after a moment of silence, they seemed to understand her. Almost telepathically, they both said," Whatever it takes."

A/N: Hi guys!! I'm sorry this is coming out so late. But Happy Halloween!! There is more story to come. I love you all!!! Constructive criticism and requests are always welcome. Thanks!! (PS this is installment 17 so.. LET US BE SEVENTEEEEEEEN)