Spiderson and the Avengers

Field Trip

*Present day*

Today was a school excursion, we were going to Stark tower. I had failed to convince mum that dad needed to be put on a dog leash which would be attached to her belt at all times.

"Auntie Nat, can you break my arm?"

"No"

"How about my arm and leg?"

"No"

"How about my arm, leg and dislocate my shoulder? Sounds enticing, doesn't it, after how much I've been annoying you to death all moooooorning with my-"

"PETER STARK, GET OUT AND STOP STALLING"

*Previous night*

"Peter, what's this I hear about a field trip?" Dad asked when we were tinkering on each other's suits.

"How- how did you know about that?" I asked.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y recorded you incinerating the note with my repulsors. You know she records people doing suspicious things," Dad smirked, and I groaned, slumping back in my chair.

"Please don't come anywhere near our group," I begged.

"What's stopping me?" He scoffed.

A wicked grin spread over my face. "MUUUUUUUM!" I yelled.

*Back to present*

I grunted and grudgingly left the tower. I would have to walk all the way to school. On the way, a random mugger stopped me.

"Gimme your money!" He said. I was always prepared for situations like these, and held out a uno reverse card.

"No u!" I yelled and ran away while the mugger was still confused. By the time I walked to school, I was having Deja Vu. Everyone had already got on the bus and I swung on just before Mr. Harrington. This trip was going to be the most nerve-wracking excursion there was. Well, besides the one to Oscorp. 

On top of all that, in the morning, dad had asked me to go around the world with him and promote SI instead of going to school. I told him that I had homework and this neighbourhood needed Spiderman, and he couldn't be seen wherever Tony Stark went. Dad had raised his eyebrows at that, knowing that I could go as Spiderman, but dropped the matter, knowing that I really didn't want to go.

"Parker, ready to be exposed?" I heard Flash jeer from the back of the bus. Nope, this was going to be the most nerve-wracking excursion I was ever going to go on. Oscop had just been pushed to second most nerve wracking.

Ned was practically vibrating in the seat beside me and I smiled to myself. Ned had almost burst from excitement when we got the permission slip for the field trip and I was amazed he had kept his mouth shut for the past week.

"So, is there going to be any-" Ned imitated the Spiderman gestures and I shook my head after shushing him.

"No, nuh uh, this is going to be a normal day. I will be a normal intern that does normal stuff. I bring coffee to Mr Stark, I make robots out of scraps of metal. That is who I will be today, okay?" I explained.

"Well, not all of us have-" His voice dropped "-super hearing, and are you sure you don't want to slam it in Flash's face when he realises that you really intern here?"

I gave him the look to tell him that he should know the answer, then stared out of the window.

We arrived at Stark Tower at 9 o'clock, and everyone stared at the building in awe as they got off the bus, and even Flash. Mr. Harrington had to hurry along those gaping at the enormous, high tech structure I called home .