Spiderson and the Avengers

Hibernation

A few weeks later, the temperature dropped. It was about -5 degrees in the morning, and F.R.I.D.A.Y tried to wake Peter up. "Good morning, Peter. It is 7:34 am. School starts in 15 minutes. Get up," 

It was the usual morning wake up routine. F.R.I.D.A.Y turned off the tint on the windows and flashed a light in Peter's eyes. Usually, he would jump up, stare at the clock in dismay, scramble into the bathroom to get changed, run out of the bedroom while smoothing his hair down and grabbing a piece of burnt toast (courtesy of Tony). However, today, Peter didn't get up.

"Boss, Peter seems to be unconscious," Tony Stark heard these words when he was in the lab, and groggily looked up, assuming he had heard wrong because, well, Spiderman does not simply become unconscious, does he?

"Boss, Peter is unconscious," F.R.I.D.A.Y repeated. Tony's eyes widened when he realised that he had heard correctly, only to be met with Black Widow standing at Peters door, trying to knock it down.

"Haven't I told you before that the password is yeet?" Tony asked.

"Uh. Yeah. Sure."

The two superheroes bolted into Spiderman's room, and Black Widow was holding two daggers. When they saw that there was no-one in the room except Peter, they relaxed, but only a little. Tony crept up to Peters bed and stared at the boy, who was, indeed, unconscious. Unfortunately, Dr Hulk was out of town and the medics in the tower probably wouldn't know anything about a half spider.

"What happened?" Natasha asked, tentatively feeling for a pulse on Peter's unreasonably cold neck.

"He's hibernating, like other spiders do when they get too cold,"

"Well, this hasn't happened before, has it?"

"His mattress heater is off."

"Oh."

"We just need to turn it on and leave him. Hell wake up in a few minutes," Tony concluded while switching the mattress heater on and leaving the room, Black Widow close behind. Soon, they heard the young boy tramping down the stairs of the penthouse and grinned to each other.

"Hey, Fri, did you get that on video?"

"Of course, Sir, I have carried out the On the fridge protocol," F.R.I.D.A.Y replied, just as Peter walked into the room.

The next day, Peter and Loki went to the movies.

They came home halfway through the movie.

"So, why exactly did you get kicked out of the cinema?" Tony asked while eating a bag of chips.

"Um. Well. Mr Loki- he was yelling out diving scores when people jumped off the ship, during Titanic" Peter replied, holding back a laugh. Tony raised his eyebrows, doubting that someone would be brave enough to face Loki and tell him to get out.

"You should have heard him laughing, it sounded like a boar when it was running from a horde of hangry Asgardians. But when that guy came up he shut up quicker than someone when I confront them," Loki chortled. 

Tony nodded, realising that when Peter was laughing, the managers had taken this opportunity to usher Peter out, undoubtedly causing Loki to follow. He ignored the fact that Loki had just said hangry and continued tinkering on his suit, and a few moments later, Peter sat beside him and they silently worked on their suits together.

A few hours later, Tony finished explaining the updates on Peters suit while Peter jumped around the room.

".... and that's all the updates on the suit,"