Grape Juice

Dissapointment

Mineta is that one perv that nobody likes.Especially the girls of Ua.He always tried to get a girl.Even his mom was disappointed in the terrible son she had.It was currently parent teacher conferences.Of course Momo's and Izuku's mom were super proud of them.Kirishima had a caring mom and Denkis mom was disappointed.Lucky for him, his mom wasn't the only one who was disappointed.Minetas mom was insanely disappointed."YOUR FRIENDS WITH A PERV!"Denki's mom screamed as they came out of Aizawa's classroom.Mineta and his mom were next."Oh you must be Mineta's mom.Boy have I got stories for you."Mineta's mom looked down at her son.She thought to herself 'Am I really that bad of a parent' and 'Why must my son be so perverted'.Unlike Mineta his mom was super pretty.She was tall, she had long purple hair(which she curled),brown eyes.And best of all...SHE WASN'T A PERV."Mineta has been hitting on girls like all the time in fact I can't think  the times where he wasn't hitting on or thinking about girls."Aizawa said.His mother started to cry."I'm sorry I need a minute"she ran out of the classroom and bumped into a couple of girls."Are you alright ma'am"Ochaco asked."No my son is disgraceful"she said.The girls looked at him."Are you talking about Mineta?!?"Jirou asked.She nodded."How much do you hate your-"She started."I don't want to think of him as my son I wish I had never given birth to such a horrible creature."She said crying.Jirou,Ochaco and Momo gave each other a look.They whispered a plan into the mother's ear.Her eyes widened and she nodded.

~Le time skip brought to you by the purple perv~

It was around 7 p.m when Jirou and the others gathered around the dorms.They were all wearing black shirts and ripped jeans."Did you bring the masks?"Jirou asked.Uraraka nodded they all started to smile.They went outside where the mail was going to be delivered, since Mineta ordered his 'New Bikini Models ft. Mt.Lady!'His mom sighed in disappointment knowing that she had actually come to the point where she was going to have to do this."Did you bring the knives?"Momo asked.Ochaco shook her head"nope I brought sledgehammers for all of us!"Their eyes widened.No, not in dissatisfaction, but in joy.Mineta came out of the dorms singing a song."I'm a guy who could get any girl he wants~ I'm a ladies man that every girl wantsss~ Momo is my GIRLFRIENDDDD!!!"His mom almost started to cry, not only because of his song but, because if his shirt.It was a blue shirt with red cursive letters spelling 'Ladies Man'."Don't worry by the end of the night he'll be gone"Jirou said.He was at the end of the walkway when they all were giving each other the look."Here's your magazine now I want the money purple perv- I mean uhhh"The mailman said."Yes I know that I'm a 'perv' but this is for my girlfriend, Momo  Yaoyorozu."He said.Momo looked as she was about to barf.Minetas mom patted her on the back.As the mailman left Mineta started to drool over the girls in two piece bathing suits."I call his legs!"Ochaco whisper-shouted."I call his stomach!"His mom said.Momo took his head and Jirou took his neck.They all went up behind him and smashed him until his pulse was gone and he stopped breathing."Awe nice satisfaction.."They all sighed.

~Le time skip brought to you by the bloody
sledgehammer~
"These four girls are now placed tied for the number one hero.Even All Might says he could never be that great!Speaking of All Might let's have a word from him!"The reporter exclaimed."I could never be as great as them!Now all girls can be safe and those magazines are burned and his room is locked up!"He shouted with glee.