Hodong: welcome back to knowing bro!! who shall we start with this time??Jungkook: Yoongi hyung! I want to hear from Yoongi hyung!
Yoongi: I don't give words, just action. Do you want a fist, or a kick?
Soogeun: okay let's go with Min Yoongi!!!
Yoongi: ugh fine.
Yoongi: hey guys, it's Min Yoongi. i'm working as an underground rapper and producer Suga.
Seokjin: Mint Sugar!
Sooyoung: Suga Min Min!!
Jungkook: so cute!! Suga hyung is so cute!!
Yoongi: shut up you retards. so i'm currently in a complicated relationship with Seungwan, because i'm an idiot who can't figure out my own feelings. my bad, i'm sorry.
Seungwan: aww don't say that sunbae. things take time. if you make me happy, that's enough.
Hoseok: that's right. the fact that you're in a relationship and you're open to talk about it publicly already means everything, hyung.
Jungkook: awww so cute!! Suga hyung is so cute!!
Yerim: what is wrong with you anyway??
Jungkook: be quiet i'm a hard Suga stan.
Yoongi: okay back to my question. it is true that i didn't make a move at first because i couldn't understand myself, but there was another reason, what do you think it is?
Seulgi: answer. you thought you were gay.
Yoongi: under witness of my lamb skewers, hell no.
Joohyun: answer. you had a terrible experience with your ex girlfriend and couldn't move on.
Yoongi: makes sense, but no. i never had a girlfriend before.
Seulgi: that's why i said YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!!
Yoongi: and that's why i said HELL NO! now shut up brat.
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