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BREAKING NEWS:
THE MAN WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!!!
That's right! It's no one but the worldwide supermodel Taehyung Kim. Long story short, every single person who is currently living breathing on this planet already knows actress Joohyun Bae with her men allergy. Thought no doctors are capable of curing this, there turns out to be an exception.
Hotter than an erupting volcano, the couple's photoshoot has burnt up the atmosphere of a chilly early-spring day. The key word 'vrene' has topped up the ranking list in search results on all social media, followed by 'bellatixia'. That is the influence of this legendary collaboration.
Unfortunately, we didn't manage to contact both mr. Taehyung and miss Joohyun for a deeper interview. But, luckily, we were able to have some short conversations with their famous closest friends - the BTS and Red Velvet squads. Let's hear what the others say about this huge event!
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"Well, good for them. Just a little reminder guys, use protection, a little touchie causes a bigger fuckie." - Seokjin Kim, 2019. The story behind that banana costume is still a mystery.
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"Whatever happened it's better if you guys shut up." - ...sorry, Mr. Yoongi Mean, oops, Min we mean.
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"I'm super happy, this means Taehyung has to give me more lobsters as comission!" - Miss Seulgi Kang said, glad to know that at least someone really had fun.
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"Hey mom, can I do the same to your daughter now? I'm on TV, everyone is watching, you can't say no~" - Mr. Jungkook Jeon threw a questionable question. Miss Joohyun hasn't even married, yet she already has a daughter??
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"I don't care. I'm still the black sheep with no inheritance anyway." - that was Miss Sooyoung Park's line, full of depression as we can see.
That's all for the talk, thanks every mentioned individuals for your cooperation. Hope our readers are fed well with the news, we will see you in the upcoming issue!
Everyone please remember the day history was written: May 16, 2019.
