Succubus☾ᴛᴠᴅ

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𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁

megan fox as desiree mitchell

❝I'm here to chew gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of gum.❞

❝There's one thing I fear more than going back to hell, Damon, and it's ending up like the rest of you brainless psychos willing to lay yourself down for that whiny little crybaby.❞

joseph morgan as klaus mikaelson

❝Well, in the grand scheme of things I'm glad that my soulmate is an actual demon from hell. It means she can keep up with me.❞

daniel gillies as elijah mikaelson

❝As nauseating as Desiree and my brother are, I believe that they are the best choice for each other. Niklaus is crazy without logic, Desiree is equally as crazy... with just a little bit more logic.❞

claire holt as rebekah mikaelson

❝The way you've managed to piss off everybody in the Scooby Doo gang and stay alive in Mystic Falls is beyond me, but that just means you're a survivor. I respect survivors.❞

ian somerhalder as damon salvatore

❝Yeah, I should've known that the resident's new Super Hottie was also Super Bonkers. No one's that hot and is just normal.❞

paul wesley as stefan salvatore

❝You know, when she's around Klaus, she's like, moderately insane. But when he's gone, she's a complete whackjob. It's like he's her anchor to sanity, which is weird, because Klaus is just as deranged as she is. We should definitely be worried.❞

nina dobrev as katherine pierce

❝Oh, you messed with Desiree, huh? Well, you're done for now. In my 500 years of running, I've had three fears. One, getting caught by Klaus and being sacrificed over some stupid rock. Two, wrecking my expensive black Louboutins, and three, pissing off Desiree Mitchell. Which is why I'd recommend all of you to start writing your memoirs, like, yesterday.❞

nina dobrev as elena gilbert

❝You're kidding me. She's a psycho! She's seduced half of the people in Mystic Falls, ate them, and left all of their bodies out on the street and you're telling me you want to keep her alive? She's going to kill us all.❞