her | him
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"Hello?"
"Hello?"
"You haven't called in like a week-"
"You're still talking? Shut the fuck up. This is a voicemail and chances are I'm too high to answer my phone. Well, that or I've eaten enough pizza to finally burst and become one with the constellations. Either way, don't leave a message because I won't check it out. Oh my god Jay, DROP THE FUCKING WEED, IT'S NOT YOURS. Bye you piece of shit"
- BEEP -
"Even as a voicemail you interrupt, wow."
//call ended//
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im really sorry it's a sucky update after like a week but i promise ill get back on track as quickly as i can.
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
