her | him
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-incoming call from Quackhead-
"Hey th-"
"What the fuck? You didn't pick up yesterday. I mean, no ones counting but it's been like 27 hours so I don't like you anymore"
"I-"
"Also, who's Lia? I'm jealous"
"..."
"Are you laughing at me? Because I want answers"
"Lia is my 7-year-old sister you dimwit and I couldn't pick up yesterday because I lost my phone"
"Oh- "
"You're jealous of my 7-year-old sister. I really can't stop laughing"
"Heck, she's probably got everything in her life that I'd want"
"What? Missing teeth?"
"Stop"
"No"
"Hmph"
"You're so drunk it's adorable"
"You just admitted your undying love for me"
"I- "
"I'm addicted to drugs and you're addicted to me"
"Uh- "
"It's okay Izzy, I might just be addicted to you too. Almost"
"Can- "
//call ended//
"-you let me speak?"
"Darn you"
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* yeets outta here *
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
