Lia | him
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- incoming call from princess -
"Hello"
"Woah, did puberty just hit you the wrong way because you sound like you grew down"
"What's puberty?"
"Oh uh, you're not Isabella. Who are you?"
"Aurelia but you can call me Lia"
"THAT LIA, oh hey"
"I have a question"
"Go for it"
"Are you Belly's boyfriend?"
"..."
"I didn't realize I was being funny"
"You're not, it's just uh Belly"
"Your girlfriend?"
"How do you even know what that is? Izzy said you're like 7"
"I have a boyfriend"
"Oh uh wow, how long have you guys been together?"
"7 years"
"I- but you're 7?"
"It's called soulmates"
"Should I be concerned?"
"No, I should be though because you're dating my sister"
"i-"
"You're going to lie aren't you?"
"You can't accuse me of that before I even did it"
"So you were going to do it?"
"No"
"Well, you better treat her like a princess because she is one and if you don't, I will be nice enough to make you choke on my boyfriend's cactus called Terry while we throw rotten tomatoes at you. Belly's had enough sad days so don't even try add to them."
"She-"
//call ended//
"-isn't my girlfriend"
"Jeez, she interrupts so much"
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i figured it was about time to have another character in it aha
also?? this book hit 4k?? um WHAT
seriously, i'm so thankful for each and every person that has been supporting this book
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Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
