her | him
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-incoming call from Quackhead-
"I KNOW YOU THINK HANGING UP IS CUTE BUT IT REALLY ISN'T"
"Are you always this shouty at 2am?"
"Only when you call me"
"Aw, you have favourites I see"
"Just shut up"
"..."
"Do you have a habit of taking everything so literally"
"Only when it's you"
"Got favourites I see?"
"You can't use my line on me"
"Too bad I'm a rule breaker"
"Too bad I'm a quackhead"
"..."
"Bingo, he shoots, he scores"
"Watching football?"
"Yep, my team are winning"
"Liverpool...?"
"OH MY GOD, YES"
"OH MY GOD, SAME"
"THIS WAS MEANT TO BE"
"What?"
"Nothing"
"Feeling tired yet?"
"Nah, you?"
"Am I ever?"
"That's true. You're always awake"
"..."
"You're like a vampire only you never sleep in the day either"
"Cool analogy"
"Cool like me"
"No"
"I'm hanging up"
"I'm sor-"
//call ended//
"I never meant it anyway"
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almOst 1.2k reads like??? when did that happen?
couldn't not including Liverpool while being a hardcore Liverpool stan aha
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