her | him
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- incoming call from princess -
"Good morning"
"There's nothing good about mornings, especially not at 5am"
"Were you sleeping?"
"Oh hell no, I was skydiving with my pet elephant, of course I was sleeping"
"I hate your sarcasm"
"Aw love you too"
"Your voice sounds hot" she muttered
"I can't hear you"
"I didn't say anything"
"Do you just steal everything I do?"
"No"
"It's 2020, be original"
"..."
"How about it's 5am, go to sleep?"
"Hmm no"
"You actually need some sleep before your eyebags make you look like a panda"
"How did you do that?"
"Do what?"
"I'm watching Kung Fu panda"
"Oh my god. It's 5am and you're watching kung fu panda while also disturbing my sleep"
"If your sleep is so important, then go to sleep"
"I-"
//call ended//
"-didn't mean it that way"
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kung fu panda rocks
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Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
