her | him
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- incoming call from Quackhead -
"Hey"
"I DIDN'T FIND YOU, ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?"
"This isn't hide and seek, but yes"
"I wouldn't play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find"
"What the fuck?"
She just laughed.
"You got game"
"Take notes and get on my level"
"What do you look like?"
"I have a face"
"Wow no shit Sherlock"
"I have eyes"
"Can you just describe yourself?"
"I'm female"
"Oh wow really? I'd never know. I thought you were Chewbacca"
"Damn, you find that hot?"
"I bet you're hot"
"Can I bet my face that you're drunk?"
"Aw, you get to keep your face babe"
Neither of them spoke.
"You're so darn weird"
"Hey, you love it though"
"Hmm"
"You don't have to hide your infatuation"
"You said that before"
"You have really good memory"
"Only for things that matter"
"I matter...?"
//call ended//
"I don't believe you"
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poor bby :(
pizza or chicken ?
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
