her | him
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- incoming call from Quackhead -
"Can we not speak of this?"
"You're a TikTok boy"
"Did you literally ignore what I said?"
"Literally, yeah"
"Wow"
"..."
"Please don't tell anyone"
"I'm pretty sure other people know"
No response.
"How many followers do you have?"
"12 thousand"
"You're muttering, speak up"
"Ugh, 12 thousand"
"That's enough information for me to find your account"
"Don't bother"
"What did you post?"
"I posted a video of myself sitting there with a song in the background"
"And you got 12k?"
"I'm hot"
"You're delusional"
"..."
"I need to go find your account now, bye"
//call ended//
"You and your big mouth Damion, you and your big fucking mouth"
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he's hot as duck
if no one understands why i said that joke...
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Drug Helpline
Short Story"hello ! this is the drug free helpline, how can I help you?" "i want all the weed you can get me." [ in which a guy calls a helpline, often when drunk ] All Rights Reserved.
