Pokemon Island: Astral Chaos

Sign The Hell Up

The camera focused in to show the gigantic face of a skeletal dragon carefully eyeing his lines. Suddenly, he turned up to look at the camera and scowled.
He sighed and asked, "How far do you have it zoomed in?"

The cameraman nervously chuck led before replying, "Not at all, sir."

The dragon groaned and said, "Well, back it up anyway. This is LIVE. We're gonna want the viewers to, I don't know, actually see the island?"

The cameraman, annoyed, complied and backed up a good 20 feet, allowing a better view of the lush island that lay before the camera.

The dragon cleared his throat before grinning at the camera and announcing, "Hello there, all you viewers out there watching this from who knows where! Welcome to... POKEMON! ISLAAAND! I'm your host of this all-new reality TV show, the incredible ETERNATUS!"

Eternatus stared at his lines again before looking up and saying, "Basically, we've invited 32 lucky contestants here to compete all for the grand prize of 1. Million. POKE! Here, for a solid 8 weeks our contestants will be living in cabins, have to hunt for their food, and do whatever it takes t-"

The cameraman cleared his throat.

"No hunting? Are you serious? I had those challenges set up and everything! These are POKEMON we're talking about here! ALL of us are pokemon!"

The cameraman gave Eternatus a glare, a very bold move.

"FINE. Have it your way, then. Deoxys can cook for them anyway. Speaking of Deoxys, GET OVER HERE!"

A rather strange, alien pokemon floated up to the camera nearby Eternatus before speaking, "Hello to you all! I'm your lovely co-host, Deoxys, and we're on Total Poke-'

Deoxys was interrupted by Eternatus who growled, "Deoxys, where are the papers?"

Deoxys, seemingly unfazed, shrugged and replied, "I dropped them into the water."

Eternatus fumed. Calming himself down, he said, "No matter, I have backups, aka the submissions who didn't make it in. Now then, who will our lucky contestants be now?"

Deoxys shrugged again and said, "Oh, I got rid of most of those, too."

Eternatus could barely hold in his anger. He took a few deep breaths and then asked, "Say, Deoxys, do you like fun facts?"

Deoxys lit up and replied, "Yeah! I like fun facts!"

The toxic dragon smiled and said, "Well, here's the fact of the day, then! You're getting your ass fired right here, right now, if you don't clean up your act! Got that, buddy?"

Deoxys paled and silently nodded. Eternatus looked back at the camera and continued, "Well, it seems I have a bit of a dilemma. But YOU can help! Just send in a few of your own characters to us, and we'll include them right in! I got a form for you guys down below, so just go ahead and fill that out, okay? We're desperate."

Name:

Species:

Gender:

Personality:

Unique Traits:

Relationship: (Yes {Specify with who here}, No {The author decides}, Don't want one)

Evolve: (Yes, No {If so, when? Early, middle, or late?})

Team: (1 or 2?)

Role: (Good or Evil?)

Eternatus spoke again, "There you go, easy form. We've got 32 spots currently open! Of course, I will have a few rules about all this."