BoBoiBoy One-Shots

Memes Reimagined (Pt.4)

Contains a lot of dark humor. Read as you wish.

Also, donr mind the typos. I ddint edit them on puroose. Just so you kneeoe how the original draft of every oneshot looks like. 

But if you want me to edit it, I cwould.

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Solar, abouuuuuuuuuut to murdeer Hali: So, any last words?

Hali: Thank you vermy much.

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Hali: So I have this mind-blowing technique that cures depression.

Solar: What is it?

Hali: Watch me.

Hali: *blows his entire head off*

Solar:

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Hali: F is for friends that never talk to you

Hali: U is for knowing that ur alone

Hali: N is for never having plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Hali: :'D

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Taufan: Can anyone recommend me a book that made you cry?

Hali: *slams down an organic chemistry textbook*

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Solar: I just boiled water.

Taufan: Solid.

Solar: No.

Taufan: I mean that's cool.

Solar: WRONG AGAIN

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Taufan: WHAT'S THE GREATEST KIND OF KNOT

Taufan: THAT YOU CAN TIE WITH EASE

Taufan: IT'S USEFUL AND IT'S HAPPY

Taufan: AND IT SUITS YOUR EVERY NEED

Taufan: SO LET'S LEARN HOW TO TIE A NOOSE

Taufan: IT'S PRACTICAL FOR EVERY USE

Taufan: ALL YOU NEED IS A PIECE OF ROPE

Taufan: AND TO NEVER GIVE UP HOPE

Taufan: :'D

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Glace: SO I HAD A DREAM

Glace: GEMPA AND GLACIER DIED

Glacier: Wha---

Gempa: GLACE YOU'VE ALREADY KILLED ME AT LEAST FIVE TIMES

Glace: BE GLAD I DON'T KILL YOU AS MUCH AS SOLAR

Solar: I-

Solar: You know what?

Solar: I'm not even gonna comment.

Glace: >:3

Glace: Sorry not sorry

Gempa: AT LEAST DON'T INCLUDE GLACIER IN YOUR KILLING SPREE

Glace: TOO LATE BISH

Glace: GEMPA AND GLACIER WERE PIERCED THROUGH BY MULTIPLE SPEARS

Glace: FIRE AS WELL

Blaze: Wait, why am I in there? And why am I in my first tier?

Glace: *shrugs* 

Glace: Ask my brain.

Glace: Anyway, a spear was sticking through Fire's throat and he was nearly unconscious.

Glace: Then I hear him call to Frostfire through his mind.

Glace: Don't ask how I heard that. I just did.

Glace: Fire's throat was burned around the spear.

*insert multiple cringing from the elemental, with Gempa covering Duri's ears*

Glace: The story wasn't complete, but it was enough to create a oneshot.

Solar: Why do I have the feeling that she'll kill me again?

Glace: Because I will.

Solar: 

Glace: >:3

Glace: Just wait for the oneshot. I'm currently making it.

Glace: Watch how I kill Solar as fast as Scar abuses Hali

Glace: NO REGRETS