Duri: What's the difference between poisonous and venomous?
Solar: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.
Solar: But if it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Blaze: What if it bites me and it dies?
Solar: That means you're venomous. Jesus Christ, Blaze, learn to read.
Duri: What if it bites itself and I die?
Solar: That's voodoo.
Ice: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Solar: That's correlation, not causation.
Taufan: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Hali, sliding in: That's kinky.
Gempa, in a distance: Oh my god.
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Taufan: Gempa woke me up because it's already morning.
Taufan: What did she want me to do, photosynthesis?
Duri:
Solar:
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Solar: So, Hali. What are your plans this Valentine's Day?
Hali: I'll be in my room, making no noise, and pretending I don't exist.
Solar:
Hali: >:3
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Vargoba: I have an army.
TAPOPS: We have BoBoiBoy.
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Hali: I am the only element with a sword here.
Monsta: *reveals that the original design for BBBM2 Solar has a sword*
Hali:
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~ b l e e p ~
Taufan: Is Google a boy or a girl?
Solar: Actually...
Blaze: Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish a sentence without suggesting other ideas.
Yaya and Ying, from another room: SAY WHAT?!
Taufan: *pats Blaze* I'll prepare your funeral.
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Gempa: What do you say when a person is sad?
Hali: Serves you right.
Gempa: No.
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Hali: So someone asked me what I do for fun.
Hali: I told him I gut people.
Gempa: Hali no-
~ b l e e p ~
Sorry I don't want to explain some maths in my oneshot book T_T
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BoBoiBoy One-Shots
Fiksi PenggemarJust a bunch of BoBoiBoy One-Shot Stories. May or may not contain truth or dares or whatsoever. Requests are open for all. Picture not mine. I got it from Google Images. :) Disclaimer: I do not own BoBoiBoy or BoBoiBoy Galaxy. It belongs to Animonst...
