This is going to be short bruh.
~ b l e e p ~
Blaze: Hey Ais. You're good at math, right?
Ais: Depends on the question, but yeah.
Blaze: Good. If I cut a cake into 3 pieces, each piece will be 0.333 of the main piece, right?
Ais: Correct.
Blaze: Okay. But if we multiply 0.3333 by 3, we get 0.999. What happened to the 0.001?!
Ais: You will find it on the knife.
Blaze: Oh, okay. Thanks.
~ b l e e p ~
Taufan: So Gempa told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
Hali: Okay, so?
Taufan: We went and had food. Cool dude, wants to be a web designer.
Hali:
~ b l e e p ~
Hali: How can I say "togetherness" in German?
Solar: Zusammengehorigkeitsgefuhl
Hali: Bless you.
~ b l e e p ~
The elementals opened a shoe repair shop.
Solar: So can we say that we will heel them?
Gempa: Solar no-
Solar: I will save your sole.
Hali: Solar istg-
Solar: I SHALL DYE FOR YOU
~ b l e e p ~
Solar: Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten...
Everyone: *stares at Solar*
Solar: *stares back*
Solar: ...sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve, sixty-thirteen...
Solar: ...sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten-seven...
Gempa: *slams his head on the table*
Solar: ...sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten-nine...
Hali: Don't you dare.
Solar: ...four twenties! OwO Four twenty-one...
Hali: Excuse me while I bash my head on the wall-
Solar: ...it's French.
~ b l e e p ~
Solar: English is quite easy to learn.
Solar: Inappropriate means not appropriate. However, invaluable means very valuable.
Solar: Same goes for inconceivable and inflammable. Inconceivable means not conceivable, but inflammable means very flammable.
Solar: As a bonus, infamous means famous for a bad deed.
Hali: Fuck English.
~ b l e e p ~
Hali and Solar are arguing... again.
Hali: Oh really? Well, your girlfriend has 67 protons!
Solar: Are you calling yourself a hoe?
Hali: *raises an eyebrow* Are you asking me out?
Solar: *smirks* Maybe?
Hali: You're on. I bet I can make you blush first.
Solar: No way! I'll win this one.
And that was how they got together. The end.
~ b l e e p ~
Gempa: If someone's annoying you, what would you say?
Solar: You're breaking my testicles.
Gempa:
Solar: ...it's French.
~ b l e e p ~
Glace: That's it. I'm officially on crack.
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BoBoiBoy One-Shots
FanficJust a bunch of BoBoiBoy One-Shot Stories. May or may not contain truth or dares or whatsoever. Requests are open for all. Picture not mine. I got it from Google Images. :) Disclaimer: I do not own BoBoiBoy or BoBoiBoy Galaxy. It belongs to Animonst...
