I'm not bad, just broken ✔️

9- afterparty

BOWSERS POV

I was given a free house in the mushroom kingdom, but I turned it down, because they could only give us a 4 bedroom, and I didn't want Junior and the Koopalings to have to share rooms. I remember I had to share a room with a ton of other foster siblings growing up.

But I don't want to get into my childhood, because it isn't important.

That was another reason that I decided to adopt the koopalings. I wanted them to have a decent childhood. Even if they got bullied everyday, at least their home life was ok.

Or so it seemed to me, anyway.

We went home on the latest bus. Me and Clawdia let Junior and the Koopalings drink cans, and we were all hammered. I'm pretty sure Mario slipped Clawdia some Shrooms.

Yeah. They still took those. That's how outdated this town is.

"Bowser, come on! There definitely is a car driving by in the sky! And it's watching us!"Clawdia yelled.

I ignored her as she planted a sloppy kiss on my cheek.

"I'm sorry. I was really stupid. I travelled the world, and it was interesting, sure. I mean, it's way better than this place for sure! They actually have real drugs there!!"Clawdia yelled.

All of the other koopas and minions on the bus were getting annoyed with how loud Clawdia was.

"You really haven't changed, have you?"I smiled, as I started to kiss her.

We got into a heavy make out session. It almost progressed into something more, but I think Wendy and Junior managed to get us off each other.

The koopalings made sure that me and Clawdia went to a separate wing of the castle just in case we got up to anything.

I fell asleep happily with her by my side. I could tell she was happy too.