how deer you (alastor x reader )

5

Year 2019

Y/n pov

I'm waking afterwards the whole extermination . Reminiscing upon how many years I have been .to good memories and bad .when I hear a lowly sinner saying I'm a alive only to be hit by a car .and seeing a spider like demon trash talking the guy in it about sex .oh my how scandalous I thought to my self .but quickly I wanted a way .but life seems to love through curve balls at me. Because as soon as I try to walk pass .the spider demon soon saw me .and we'll trying to quote on quote flirt with me.wich I don't like because .I apparently am demi sexual 

(to summit up it means your emotionally attracted. whether or not it's platonic or romantic .it all depend on how you felt.)

Umm excuse me sir but I'm not interested in your business area . I said trying to be polite with a smile oh okay well here take my card if you want some "release"~ and with that he walked off to one of the drug boxes as I liked to call them .only for his drugs being taken .and the runner to well run into me .and spill that repulsive White drug on me .Wich I didn't take to likely because I just got it clean.now at first the demon who ran into was about to insult .but only to picked up by my tale throwing it into the air

.And me jumping up and grabbing a huge piece of rock of some sort .to as the kids now a days slam dunk it  under it .and I gracefully landing and handing .the spider demon some money for the trouble you caused .and was  going to walk away but only have my wrist being held with a sparkling eyes demon saying excitedly . holy fxxx that was awesome and nice of ya lady who are you ? he asked hello my spider friend my name is y/n and you are my effeminate friend? I asked kindly because let's face it he didn't do anything aside flirt with me no harm done .he replied with angel angel dust wow I gotta admit you are pretty amazing and terrifying he said with a toothy grin and well using the drugs  you too aswell I said because I knew his profession but not his name . Well see ya around Toot's  I gotta get going see ya around and .oh don't forget the card who knows who if ever need someone to drink with I'm your guy ~ bye~ .and with that he ran off pulling  what looks like a fun out of no where hhmm strange but oh well it's hell don't question it .
(Later)
Oh Charlie you sweet sweet demon if anyone deserves to go to heaven it's you .I said out loud eating popcorn in my cottage .watching the picture show of news 666 . In my comfy seat with a fluffy blanket over me. While she was singing about how her hotel can help "re-form" them only to be ridiculed on the picture show news.because a certain spider you had met apparently caused a ruckus .for your poor cute neice . Oh don't Charlie it will be okay because I said you will especially with me around helping your hotel.i said with determination and excitement for helping her even if it was a loss cause I still want to help her .so with I stand up and make a portal near the hotel .