how deer you (alastor x reader )

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Warning this contains violence and gore

Y/n pov

Forward ! I shouted to my armed Armada as we continue . With a forwards March motion with being in very front with specialized imp called .. well I.M.P though they were more specialize in assassination . But regardless they were dented to me by stolas wife who can be abit ..um exotic with . Her dressing style and many items including her husband who are in Abit of a..Tiff . *Coughing noise* . Anyways they are to guard me with moxie  and his wife Millie . On both of my side while blitz is behind me all . With both the smaller imps being serious but also smiling. While the taller one just looks annoyed and pissed off . That is until blitz meets my gaze and decides to talk to me . Sooo you and the radio demon .. how that happened ?. He asked to which moxie shout whispers " boss"! What !? I was just curious I'm board ! Blitz says while Millie trys to tell them to stop bickering in front of me incase I get " mad". But the exact opposite happens I just couldn't keep mask . And started to laugh quietly as to not to make to much noise at they're shenanigans . Hehehe my you lot as if your family ! . I whispered shouted that's because we are lady ! . Blitz says while moxie just grumbles sir under his breath while Millie just rolls her at them . And then smiles at me Men am I right ? She asks to which I laugh and agree with her . I mean I had a silly fight with alastor to just get to walk in front of the army. So I can see better with my eyes glowing to enhance my seeing . To which I see 3 squads of exterminator angels  coming our way . Waiting to ambush us to which I yelled . ATTENTION ! and everyone stopped  EXTERMINATORS COMING IN AT TEN A CLOCK OUT!. I yelled to wich everyone got ready in positions . With me taking out my inter com to commute . To give a Morse code to Alastor a message to send Me reinforcements Incase we are out numbered. Though that has yet to be proven but you can never be sure about it .
* Bang !* Oh shxx! Yelled blitz as a spear nearly Pierced him . But was saved by one of his workers ( a.k.a Moxxie) .While his other worker Millie aims at a exterminator with her shotgun with a war cry . Killing it by giving it a bullet to the head . Oh my what a shot ! I said while using a chain that I reenforced with Spikes . While choking  out 3 exterminators . All while using my right hands claws to rip out another exterminators juggler . Thanks ! Millie says afterwards pulling a grenade out . And ripping the key off and shoves it into another's exterminators mouth . Aww that's cute honey said moxxie says adoringly. And all while shoving a sticky bomb into another's mouth while pushing away . Yep that's cute I guess ... I heard blitzo grumble while sniping another angel . Awe it's alright my dear who knows maybe you'll find true love on day ~ I said in a sing song voice only to hear in agreement That you are my dear song birdy ! .Says Alastor as appears right next to unexpectedly . Wich led me to nearly hitting him AL! I yelled who's laughing up a storm . Bending backwards in a awkward position . Are you bloody mad ! I said huffing while dodging a bullet . As Alastor pulls me close only to twirl me and dip me haha yes I am quite mad but only for you ~ . He said romantically Wich only gets me to blush  Alastor my deer right now Is not the time also . Why are you here aren't you supposed to be at HQ? I asked as my blush was dying down finally . Well you see I was simply board lacking focus aimless ! Alastor says as he twirls me around to grab the final exterminators throat who was behind me . So I decided why give my bride to be a little surprise visit aannndd here we are ! . Alastor said to me with so much joy I couldn't possibly stop his sweetness sometimes. Aweee.. Al's ! I said hugging him sweetly with me again talking again. Your so sweet thank you!. But the only reply from him was to hold me tighter and hearing a relaxed humming noise from him . But was soon interrupted by blitz having a yelling match with moxie with his wife trying break it up but fails miserably. To having us watching them from a small distance silently laughing at them .well my dear as much as this entertaining I would like to take you somewhere if you will let me ? Alastor said to me giving a slight bow and smile . Hehe yes of course after all I would follow you to the ends of the earth even through heaven or hell it's self so long I get to stay with you and our family . I replied grabbing his hand and asking Shall we ? I said hahaha! Yes we shall and with we disappear leaving our second Commanders behind. Leaving a scorch mark where we were fill green and f/c flames around it