how deer you (alastor x reader )

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Warning signs and talk of occults and Nazi talk

Y/n pov 4 days later

It's been hard for me for the last four days not having my blind . But I am doing better without feeling self conscious with out . But am still baffled upon why in Satan's name would life say it's important . But hey who am I to judge THE fate of all life. Y/n are you even lissssstening to me !? Yelled the snake. At me to get myself out of the clouds hm? Oh no sorry pen it's just I've been rather...air headed lately with you know me and your (coughing sound) *arch nemesis* . I said while making quote signs at the end just to get a rise out of him...

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DIE YOU is all I get before he pulls out a tomy gun and fires at me .
PENTIOUS NO !
PENTIOUS YES!...
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(Cough) how dare you! said my snake friend while being held upside down . Due to a multitude of traps I put up for hunting .
Oh I dare sir I said cocky now sitting very lady like while drinking some hot f/d .
(Sigh of defeat) well can you atleadssst releasse me ?he -begged-  asked me. Hhhmmm how about no and further more I am going to Finnish my story after you decided to it was your turn even when I wasn't finish good ? . I said to him sternly.... (Nod) hmp ! Good now as I was saying before after our little ...*cough* outings interesting ending he's been helping me get used to not having my eyes covered with my blind fold . I said while grabbing at the peice of cloth. That is wrapped around my neck now . Now at first he wanted me to get rid of as to say goodbye to my old life and my Underworld life but I feel as if it's important so following my intuition I said no and that was that so instead he's been helping me and others to get used to me not having it covering my eyes . I said of my very long and I mean very long explanation and monologue. .....
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Well issent that ssssstu-ACK OWE WHAT WASSS THAT FOR  He questioned me .
Simple you sir are just being as the millennials like to call a excuse my French *cough*  " you sir are acting like a fxxxx douche and assxxxx" . Is all I say before leaving him stranded and mouth wide open. At my foul mouth Wich would put a sailor to shame.

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( One portal later to the hotel)
Ah! what a splendid day at this hotel you have my dear! . I said loudly to my niece who is with her girlfriend . With a now bustling hotel with people finally coming in to have a look if it's for them. Oh Auntie it's nice to see your.. wait where's.. your ..? . Charlie said her words very slowly while pointing at my now uncovered eyes. Oh ! Simple my dear light you see me and Alastor talked about me having a low self-esteem issue and well here we are . I said only giving her half of the truth. Which in this case lady luck must've been on my side . Because she believed it and said before being called by angel about something. However though her vaggie had the look of "yeah no I'm not believing your bull" A. K. A she was suspicious. .. *sigh* you don't believe me do you . I said Nope is all I get before I am being interrogated by her in a private room.
( One whole monologue later)

(Frustrated sigh ) okay so let me this straight you and that shit Lord have been dating in secret with only a few people including me knowing that this could cause huge power struggle . She said agitated while rubbing her ridge of her nose annoyed.  (Giggle) yes and I must say it's always entertaining . Is all I say with Alastor's infamous shit eating smile. And the only thing I get in return is a groan and her face palming herself . With her pushing me out of the private room . Which is apparently her personal office. With me laughing all way the out with me making a gesture for the residential drunken cat . To follow me out So you ready to have fun gambler ? I asked oh oh fxxx yeah can' wait I've een wait'n fer this ! . He said while making a pumping fist motion. (Giggle ) well I'm quite glade you are excited after all this is gonna be quite the show partner now then shall we go ? *Opens up a portal* .... (Evil laugh) oh hell yeah . And before we know it were at my dinner with my best ... And well only workers there already for tonight's mischieve of fun.
Welcome to the ( dinner's name ) boss/mam
And with that all of us with both me and husk coming in first with Shay and Kate behind me .

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????? Pov
So the little lizard has an outside play toy said one of the angels in the room . *Evil cackling* indeed she does oh ! I can't wait to strike ! . *Lots of laughter* oh yes it will be but I suppose it will be okay to go after the cat to atleast let our dear friend a ... Gesture of our power after it's what the angels before us when we were children said to do and do you all remember what it was ?. Asked the leader of the many angels in the room .
Exterminate.

Exterminate.

EXTERMINATE.  Is all they chanted after all they needed their sacrifice to purify the worlds heaven earth and most importantly ...HELL

after all we want revenge against you dear reader ~