how deer you (alastor x reader )

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Vox = °( word)°
Valentino= ~ ( word)~
Alastor= ( nothing both you and his I like does not change)
You = ( nothing both you and his I like does not change)
Velvet= 📱 ( word)📱
Rosie= 🥀( word) 🥀
Queen lilith = ( word)
King Lucifer = ( word)
princess charlotte . A.k.a Charlie ✓(word)✓
Lord Arachnid a.k.a the spider guy from the hazbin hotel pilot= 🕸️(word)🕸️
Sir pentious = 🐍 ( word)🐍
( Warning this chapter is talks about war and what actions need to be taken and it's boring so if you don't want to read it then don't because after this one will be interesting I swear !)

3d pov ( one week later hell Lord's meeting)

📱 say if they come back we go Armageddon on their pure fxxing asses !📱 yelled velvet a young still very new but none a less a powerful demon . At the now full room meeting hall with the the long table. Being a dark brown with a long table cloth that's mainly red . But has golden apples as a middle design and other intricate designs . On the edges of the fine satin table cloth. 🕸️ No we must do it slowly as if we are tasting a fine wine except with poison seeping into their veins oh ! Just thinking about it it's riveting ! 🕸️ Said a an arachnid demon lord with an old british accent.  I agree with you partially however we must make a move soon because I know them this is just the beginning of their attacks in the senseless violence of war . Said the dragon demon lord . Yes indeed my song bird we must make haste before those geniuses [ Alastor is not calling them smart he's calling them idiots] do more harm than good though then again I have always been  curious what an angels inside tastes like . Said the deer demon all while smiling but still manages to make the other demon Lord's uncomfortable except for the royal couple , y/n , rosie and vox . ° hah please you just want to impress your dame honestly I don't what that harlot sees in you nut  ! ° . Said  a t.v headed demon mocking the deer demon. Hah atleast I can impress her also . Alastor stands up and his shadows hold vox up in the air chocking him. Do refrain from calling my dear song bird a Harlot ~. Alastor as much as it is entertaining we must continue how to distinguish this rebellion . Said the queen of hell now calming both demons down but her husband on the other hand was huffed under his breath . Saying your no fun lilith sometimes ..but you are quite fun in bed . Every demon lord didn't hear this expect for lilith who tched . And held a tight grip on her throne . While her husband Snickers quietly. ~ well since y/n here has brought up a point shouldn't she be the one to give us the information to  determine to what action we need to take ~?. Said another Arachnid demon lord but sounds italian instead of an English accent . All while putting the spotlight on you again while a snake  demon agrees . 🐍 That would be quite usssseful if you did y/n afterwards I can help make my amazing machinery for war hahaha!  🐍. Alright I will . Said the dragon demon standing up ready to explain who they are the probability of why they attacked.
( Time skip because who wants to go through that I sure know I don't)
After they all heard your response to the threat rosie stood up .  🥀 Your majesties I think to what y/n dear said makes a point and I think our best case of action is to got to war 🥀 . Said rosie while Charlie stands up next and says . As much as I want to see the good these are not good people and they must be taken down because I want hell to be a safer place for my people and if going to war is our best option then its war their going to get !. Said the princess as she slammed her hands on the table ... . Everything was quite until one clap from her father . Then her mother and auntie then Everyone else . Then I guess we have our answer we are going to war . Said the king awhile . Every one was determined to win rather . For their own needs it did not matter they were out for blood against heaven.

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Okay so I decided to try something I hoped you liked rather if did or not I hope you have a wonderful day or night! Bye~