how deer you (alastor x reader )

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Y/n pov

After I walked through the portal I closed it.and only to see a gaping whole in the ground in front of a hotel not called happy but hazbin.hhmm .odd I could've sworn I put in the right coordinates.oh well I might aswell I go ask before I knock and what not . because let's face it alot of demons know. who I am and are absolutely terrified of me .I thought to myself only to see sir pentious crawling out of the whole .with one of his egg Bois as the young have dubbed them.hello good sir pentious I said happily I mean he is a dear friend of mine . egotistical yes, snobby yes,but is really such a sweetheart really.if get passed his attitude that is .oh hello my dear  y/n .

he said while hissing afterwards upon how frustrated he was trying to get out of the whole .oh my dear friend what ever happened to you .I said while pulling him up by one hand .and picking up the egg boi gently with my tail .and putting them both down afterwards. Alastor that'sss what he said angered . because he was out bested by his "arch nemesis" yet again.awe you poor thing. tell you what if you can tell where the happy hotel is then come over to my home for your favorite food and a spot of tea .i said politely but happiness in my tone.hhhmm all right he said ....
So are you going to- .but got with  pointing at the hotel right in front of me .oh said while smacking my face . that'sss where it is now as for it I shall be sssseeing you in abit .and with that he slithered away while picking up the .egg boi roughly and putting them under his arm like a football . ..
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Okay bye Pentious I said under my breath .while walking around the whole and in front of the door . knocking like a rhythm walking in only too see .a more human like demon 'threatening' a deer demon .and my niece trying to calm her down .telling vaggie as she called her  to calm down .now usually I wouldn't get involved in  lover quarrels.but I came to see my neice damm you and won't leave !! I thought .now now Charlie my dear neice didn't I tell you to nearly answer the door to family. especially your favorite aunt I said to her .now that seemed to get everyone's attention on me .not thought I mind being watched by you deary but. why not give me a hug sweetheart .I said opening my arms for her while with a big smile on ...eeeekkkkk! Hehehehe ! Auntie y/n !! She said excited . running into my arms pushing me .to the ground rubbing her face on my cheek . Oh oh oh oohh ! Oh my sweet sweet sweet little light I missed you so. I said hugging her sighing in content . because she was like the daughter I never had.eee hehe! auntie what brings you here to my hotel ?. Looking up at me well my dear light I came because .I saw what happened on the picture show honestly I don't understand how that Katy kill joy be so so! Rude to you .I said but my words must of brought up the bad memories of it . because her looked from happiness to being a little bit sad .oh my didn't mean to make her upset I thought frantically.oh ... You saw thought is it because you want to tell me something? looking at me  eyes dull probably thinking I'm here to say it's such a silly dream and such .oh no my dear light I came here to help you !. I said opening up my wings and flying up .a little bit with her in my arms still . really !! She said with Stars in her eyes .well of course now my dear light you can't spell impossible without possible !.I said still hugging her and her hugging back saying alot of thank yous .
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Umm Charlie ?
Yes vaggie ?
Who is she ?
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Charlie
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Charlie !
She's the collector ....
WHAT !?

let's just say everyone except a certain deer demon, Charlie and spider demon. pulled out some sort of weapon and tried to go the offense .only to be turned to Stone for a few hours .with a demon princess scolding you. a spider demon laughing his ass off .and a very amused deer demon .