Y/n pov
It was a little over 2:30 in the afternoon in my forest .when I heard a familiar -tapping- banging on my door .only to be exploded opened with me saying .FXXXIN ANTI CHRIST WHAT THE HELL .THIS IS THR 3RD DOOR I'VE BEEN THROUGH BLOODY FXXXIN WEEK ALONE !.I yelled at the snake who only looks unamused of me swearing like a sailor because I usually don't like swear at all.but in this case just couldn't resist to against this damm snake .who keeps on blowing up my doors .just be an ass about it.but in the end he always fix's his his destruction . against my poor door .well exusssse you he said in a cocky voice .I sigh at this and resign okay pentious come on and sit down my dear friend thank you he said politely .while sitting down and me grabbing two filled cups of. tea one with Abit of milk and honey .an the other with atleast 6 big spoons of sugar with a just abit of milk aswell . honessstly how can drink something so ssssweet ?.he said while grabbing his mug of tea with appreciation in eyes and a content smile on .and how can you not ?I jested with playful tone and smile sitting in my favorite chair .heh he said afterwards taking a sip of his tea... So you want to tell me what happened to you? I said hhmm? oh right this is what I came here for he said .and with that he went on a tirade up on how things were going his way .Intel apparently angel and some one eye girl beaten him.and to put more salt on the wound .he went on and on about a radio demon .uummm honey I don't know who this "radio demon" is .i said now that seemed to stop him for a moment.only to start up again upon who and what he does.with me listening interested because apparently .I basically asked on of hells dangerous demons to a date.
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3:30
After pentious fixing my door and saying goodbye .I started my dinner well more like hunting . because why waste an opportunity .to basically have fresh food near you 24/7
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