how deer you (alastor x reader )

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Y/n pov

ALASTOR NO ! COME ON FAT NUGGETS ! .COME BACK TO MAMA I said with worried for my baby .
(3:45)(earlier)
Hhmm what should I make for dinner what should I do .I thought to myself for both of us to eat.maybe Bird ..no horse no cow definitely not .(frustrated  sigh) how come I can't think of anything for din-!?.my senses went into overtime when I smelled pig oh my how perfect.i thought to myself while following the scent .only to reach it and. see the most adorable thing .I've ever seen a cute little chubby baby pig .awe so cute ! I said out loud now that scared the little one . ohnononono no ! I thought while going after the cutie pie . (5 minutes later of chase the pig) . finally after 5 minutes I found the little guy cowering in some tree rooted whole.i stopped in front of it only .to make a mini portal to get  a carrot . grabbing it I closed the portal getting on my knees .and saying come on Honey I'm ain't gonna hurt you I said kindly .now that seemed to convince them .i'm not bad because afterwards the little guy was in my arms nuzzling me .oh ooh my my oh my you are cute little one .I said bopping his little snout .only to hear a small jingle on him .huh? I said confused only for it to disappear.because I saw a cute little collar on him blended .with his skin to well and a name tag shaped like a angel wings.saying fat nuggets and with the one. and only spider I know angel dust .huh so that's who you belong to love I said and sighed because .i've been wanting a pet for some time.now as much as I am tempted to keep him someone else loves him more .I thought went through my door closing it .and calling angel with the card he gave me.ring ring ring hello this is how my I be of your services~hello angel dear I have your pet fat nuggets with me you have who !? Fat nuggets I Said confirming him. now before you threatening me  I'm going to say I found him in my forest wondering around . honestly your little bundle of cuteness is lucky he's so cute and lucky . especially you lucky guy I said finally getting everything off my chest . afterwards he started crying saying thank you alot. and that he'll come in get him at 7:00 later tonight.and with he hangs up and I realize I only only have one hour left before Alastor comes ..fxx I thought and with it I put nuggets in my room .and running out to hunt quickly which so happened to be deer conveniently.and thought huh deer just like Alastor .and with that the hunt is on .(15 minutes ) wwwwooo I said dragging the deer to table afterwards . cutting, prepping and cooking it .I set the table and quickly run into my room change into a white   sweater with skinny black pants and black heels to match with(what ever jewelry you guys want) .only to look into the mirror .and thought I look really cute and hearing a knocking on the door .oh he's here all ready and just in time too.walking out of my room leaving the door ajar opened .I got to open the door .and only to see him look dapper. Hello my dear my what a cozy home you have ! He said smiling . hehehe thank you now as for it won't you come in it's quite rude for me not allow in my home .I said while moving out of the way .thank you my dear now not to pry but do I smell deer by any chance ? He questioned yes you do. I said clapping and move my head in a side ways motion to dinner room .come I bet your hungry after trying to figure out where my humble cottage was. I said and him replying and deed so .after getting to the dinner room .Alastor pulled out seat for me .ohoh my what a gentleman I said giggling . because even in the 1920s era you really wouldn't find a guy like him at all . thank you my dear~ giving me silly a little bow .now that just sent me into more of a giggling mess .than I was before only to feel a blush on. my cheeks and some kind of fluttering feeling in my stomach.oh oh oh oh oooh! I see I make you laugh my lady he said .with me stuttering saying y yes . trying to not blush .and laugh with this charismatic demon . after a couple of minutes when we both calmed down .we talked about our favorite colors animals and such during our dinner .how ever it didn't last long because fat nuggets came into the room ...um dear ?... Yes? Why do you have a pig ?.. oh it's not mine it's angel dust pet apparently some how he got here and I found him while prepping for tonight ...why? Oh fat nuggets come to daddy~ wait what ...🌟 ALASTOR NO ! I yelled ALASTOR YES NOW COME HERE PIGGY PIGGY !~
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so yeah after that whole incident I finally convinced Alastor to not take revenge on angel. We went back to our dinner with him asking me about my past life .oh I was the women known as the  rose garden secret . * Alastor spits out his drink by accident but soon recovers * * coughing sound* sorry my dear I was simply cut off guard and you said you were her ?.Alastor asked excitedly trying not jump out of his seat. Yes I am her why is it a surprise? I said confused because frankly I didn't care about my popularity. and still don't I thought bitterly now some how .he seemed to sense something is up with me . asking me if I was alright yes I'm fine it's just that i don't like being called that anymore because it just in the past that was the old me and I'm the new me now a days I just don't like dwelling on the past no matter how much I miss it.i said to have my head being gently patted with .Alastor giving me a gentle smile saying it's okay . and saying sorry because he didn't mean to bother me that much .and with it he gets up cleaning up plate ready to say goodbye to you .opening the door only to be blown backwards right on to you .ooff I said but only to blush upon how close we are .uummm we both said with him on top of me and me under .... Um Soo would you like to stay the night ? I said .. um Alastor ? ..yes y/n ? I just asked if you wanted stay for the night .I said oh a o of course my dear ! He said with his usual smile being put back on .now as for that here grabbing my hand pulling me up .t thanks I said shyly  hhmm your quite welcome now as for that would you be a doll and show me the way .o of course I said only to realize um Alastor what about you take my room I'll sleep on couch I said realizing I only have one bed room .oh no my dear simply couldn't do that to you my dear ! He said no no insist I said only for him to do the same thing
(10 minutes later)
So after me and him who sleep where we came up .with a truce to sleep in the same bed .and with it we did ( not noticing we were cuddling)
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(Some where else in hell )3 Pov
Hhmm I feel like I forget something yeah you did you forgot fat nuggets said vaggie ....OH MY FXX LUCIFER YOUR RIGHT  FAT NUGGETS ! IM COMMING NOT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE YOU STUPID SPIDER ! MY BABYYY ! SHUT UP ! Said basically all of the demons in the area and Wich it did shut them up and go back into the hotel .

Edit 2020
Okay so people are gonna notice a change on this chapter because I hated how it seemed out of out of character he is in this one but if your curious what the change it's this "said clang YOUR WHO !? He yelled excited umm the rose garden secret why? I said confused because frankly I didn't care about my popularity. and still don't I thought bitterly now some how .he seemed to sense something is up with me . asking me if I was alright yes I'm fine it's just that i don't like being called that anymore because it just in the past that was the old me and I'm the new me now a days I just don't like dwelling*