Momo: You know what? We're clever too, smartypants.
Mina: Oh yeah? Whats the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Dahyun, narrowing her eyes: Don't fall for it, Momo. She's just making up words.
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{After Momo accidentally swapped her bag with Tzuyu's and lost Tzuyu's bag}
Tzuyu: Mine had, Gucci's, allowance inside. This one, nothing.
Tzuyu: [Throws bag on the ground and stomps on it]
Momo: Hey! There were Skittles in there!
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Chaeyoung: Only geniuses are able say these four words quickly: Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.
Tzuyu: No one is going to fall for that-
Nayeon: IAMSTUPID
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JYP: Oh crap, we lost Dahyun in the crowd!
Jihyo: I got this. [pulls out phone, turns on camera]
Dahyun, 10 kilometers away: [Waves at the camera]
Jihyo: I FOUND HER
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Nayeon: I can show you the world....
Mina: Yeah, but so can my phone
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Momo: Sana just texted me back "lmao" from the other room.
Momo: I hear no laughing, no ass hitting the floor
Momo: I've married a laugh liar
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Mina: Every time I Tzuyu see my heart clenches and I get nervous.
Jihyo: That's because you love her
{On the other side of the dorm}
Tzuyu: Every time I see Mina my heart clenches and I get nervous.
Dahyun: Don't get close to her again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.
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Momo: MY JOKBAL IS GONE!!!!! GUYS ITS NOT HERE
Momo: Think Momo think... if i was my jokbal, where would i be
Jeongyeon: [Behind Momo with sauce all over her face] In my belly
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That's all for today i am not gonna be updating for a very long time bc i have to study for are exams and tomorrow where going to watch frozen 2 in cenemas (correct my spelling if its wrong) that's all-carla
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