HIT OR MISS

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JYP: These things tend to be kind of hit or miss-

All of Twice, collectively: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?
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Doctor: Name?

Nayeon: Im Nayeon

Doctor: Sex?

Nayeon:  Frequently

Doctor: I mean male or female

Nayeon:  Doesn't matter
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Chaeyoung: Mina told me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis

Chaeyoung: I said maybe
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{Mina shows up at a family party with the rest of Twice behind her}

Mrs Myoui: I said you could invite one friend to the party! ONE

Mina: They don't come separately

Nayeon: Yeah, we're pack animals, Mrs Myoui
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Momo: Jeongyeon, wake up

Jeongyeon, annoyed: What is it?

Momo: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Jeongyeon:

Jeongyeon: 𝓌ₕₐₜ ₜₕₑ 𝒻ᵤ𝒸ₖ
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{Before Tzuyu was added to the group}

Jeongyeon: Maybe we don't need a Taiwanese person

Jeongyeon: [Gestures to Sana] We've already got a lesbian
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Dahyun: This isn't fair Jeongyeon! You can't let this happen

Jeongyeon: I know, but I'm bored now so I probably will

Jeongyeon: [Leaves the room] Good luck all
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Jihyo: Alright, I got a box. We're gonna put everything we love in the box.

Nayeon: Can I put Momo in the box?

Jihyo: No.

Sana: Can I put Momo in the box?

Jihyo: No!

Dahyun: Can I-

Jihyo: NOBODY IS PUTTING MOMO IN THE BOX!
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That's all for the update today ill update tomorrow bye!

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