Jihyo, leading Twice through Walmart: Okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
Nayeon: Wait, what was mission number one?
Jeongyeon: Fucking getting here, Nayeon.
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Mina: Jihyo, are you crazy? We're not medically trained to help people.
Tzuyu: I know DDR.
Momo: ...what?
Tzuyu: It's what you do when people can't breathe. DDR.
Sana: It's not DDR.
Tzuyu: Yes, it is.
Mina: You can't Dance Dance Revolution on people's lungs
Tzuyu: You can try.
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Mina: I hate bugs the most in the world
Sana: We're a mere creature like a bug in this wide world
Momo: I'm not a bug I'm a flower
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Dahyun: Oh my God, I think the elevator just stopped.
Chaeyoung: Oh my God, is this really happening?!
Tzuyu: I told you your asses were too much weight.
Dahyun: Shut up, Tzuyu!
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Nayeon: If you like me raise your hand
Jeongyeon: What if I don't like you
Nayeon: Then raise your standards
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{After the maknae line dyed their hair the wrong colour}
Tzuyu: You guys look ridiculous.
Chaeyoung: So do you!
Tzuyu: No, I look beautiful.
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Sana: [On the phone to Jihyo] Hey, you know how you told me not to burn down the dorm
Jihyo: You burned down the dorm!?
Sana: No!
Sana: I had the fire put out almost immediately, this is a success story
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Jihyo: Everything's wrong. the stress of being a leader has caused me to go into a depression
Dahyun: Depression? isn't that just a fancy word for being bummed out?
Jihyo: Dahyun, you ignorant slut
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WORDS : 236
SONG OF THE DAY : BTS - Make it right
Sana: We're a mere creature like a bug in this wide world
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Twice Incorrect Quotes
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