Nayeon: What happened to the carton of eggs I bought today?
Jeongyeon: An eggs-ellent question.
Chaeyoung: This is no time to be making yolks.
Jeongyeon: It'll be a shell of a time cooking dinner without them.
Tzuyu: Insert egg pun here.
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Momo: You should go out with Chaeyoung.
Momo: I don't wanna be the kind of girl who holds a friend back because they have like a three percent chance of winding up together. And I like her. I want you to be happy
Mina: Did you say three percent chance?
Momo: Really? That's all you heard?
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Jeongyeon: Why does everyone wanna find meaning in their lives
Jeongyeon: Whatever happened to just getting through the fucking day
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Nayeon: Where's the liquor?
Mina: At 11am?
Nayeon: Why does it move around during the day
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Momo, trying to send a picture of an object to her friend: Tzuyu... How do I take a picture?
Tzuyu: [Explains]
Momo: [Thanks and starts taking a picture]
Momo: oh god... Tzuyu how do I delete a picture?
Momo: I just took one and I don't like it...
Momo, before even giving Tzuyu a chance to speak: [Presses a button]
Tzuyu: ah. well. You just sent it.
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Jihyo: I'm not saying all my problems were caused by having to deal with my members 24/7
Jihyo: But five therapists have said exactly that
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Jihyo: Dahyun, I've never been proud of you
Dahyun: Don't you mean you've never been so proud of me?
Jihyo: I said what I said
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Sana: [Picking out an outfit] How am I gonna give the world a nosebleed today?
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Stay safe guys~~
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