Momo: Hey, Jihyo. Guess what? Dahyun lost Sana
Jihyo: What?! Sana?!
Jihyo: My poor helpless little baby is out in the world, alone and unprotected?
Jeongyeon: I feel sorry for the world
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Nayeon: [To Jihyo] Why does Tzuyu still have the chocolate rabbits from Easter? Look at them, they're half melted! Chocolate is for eating, not for petting.
Tzuyu: [Playing with her rabbits] Eat my bunnies and you'll wake up bald.
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Jeongyeon: You're going to be punished for your gluttony one day
Momo: Neato! I'm a glutton for punishment
Jeongyeon, quietly into a walkie talkie: Jihyo, could I get some help over here
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Nayeon: Oh woe is me!
Nayeon: ...
Nayeon: Isn't anyone going to ask me to explain?
Tzuyu: No, we get it. You are woe.
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Nayeon: [Texting Chaeyoung] Did you hang up on me because I said 'on fleek'
Chaeyoung: Yes
Chaeyoung: Zero Tolerance Policy
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Jeongyeon: [Walks into the room]
Nayeon: You look pretty today
Jeongyeon: Umm... thanks?
Nayeon: [Looks away from the mirror] Thanks for what?
Jeongyeon: ...
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Jeongyeon: Hey, so, if you can speak three languages, which one do you think in? Japanese? English? Korean?
Mina: Bold of you to assume I think.
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Tzuyu: [Singing along to La Vie En Rose] I'm gonna make it red, make it red.
Tzuyu: [Squirts ketchup everywhere]
Mina: [Screeching] , hOw DaRe YoU tOuCh My KeTcHuP,
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Nayeon: Let me tell you a story, a tale of deception and tragedy.
Jeongyeon: Just a second [starts talking to Jihyo about the comeback plans]
Jihyo: Jeongyeon! Nayeon is telling a story
Jeongyeon: Oh sorry, go on
Nayeon: I was 16-
Jeongyeon: Fine. Anyway Jihyo for the new song
Jihyo: Jeongyeon!
Jeongyeon: What I thought she was finished
Jihyo: She just said she was 16
Jeongyeon: Well look at her now, you don't call that a tragedy?
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{Twice at a bar where people have gathered to watch the final Game of Thrones episode}
Jeongyeon: Omg they dressed up...
Mina: It's cosplay
Jeongyeon: No. It's dressing up.
Mina: No. It's CosPlay.
Jeongyeon: N0!
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That's all for today's update!
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