Jeongyeon: So how was I
Chaeyoung: Scattered. Annoying. Alternating between genius and bad puns
Jeongyeon: Business as usual then
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Nayeon: I'm having a baby
Chaeyoung: Really? Ni-
Nayeon: [slams adoption papers on table] It's you. Sign here
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Jihyo: Santa is kind of an asshole. He works one day a year and then spends the rest of it judging you.
Jihyo: I think him and Nayeon would get along quite well come to think of it
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Nayeon: I have a mommy kink.
Jeongyeon: Okay...I'm supposed to act like your...mommy?
Nayeon: Yeah.
Jeongyeon: Why are all these damn dishes in the sink.
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Mina: I'm not getting into anymore stupid debates with you
Sana: Water's not wet
Mina: ...
Mina: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT WET?!
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{Dahyun walks into a bookstore}
Dahyun: Do you have any books on turtles?
Worker: Hard Back?
Dahyun: Yeah, with little heads.
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Jeongyeon: Just curious, is there a reason your gun is still pointed at me?
Nayeon: Well, there's probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you.
Jeongyeon: I get that.
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Sana, Momo or Mina: [Speaks in Japanese]
Chaeyoung: They're speaking in anime!
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Police Officer: You're under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a single motorcycle
Chaeyoung: Aw shit
Chaeyoung: Wait did you say three?
Police Officer: Yes three
Tzuyu: Oh my god
Momo: Nayeon fucking fell off!!
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Jihyo: Momo, why did you go out last night?
Momo: [Internally] Play dumb.
Momo: Who's Momo?
Momo: [Internally] Not that dumb.
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sry for not updating for awhile i was busy with school and assigment and i need to review for the upcoming exams and i have a schedule for writing now i update every sunday,saturday,and when is there no school ill try to update tomorrow if i could that's all have nice day-teayhu
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