Jihyo: I'm not saying all my problems were caused by having to deal with my members 24/7
Jihyo: But five therapists have said exactly that
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Sana: Who is your best friend?
Momo: Nayeon
Sana: : (
Momo: You didn't ask me which friend I love the most
Sana: Okay which friend do you love the m-
Momo: Nayeon
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Momo: Mina! Remeber how you said you wanted to go home to your family for your birthday?
Mina: Yeah...?
Sana: Well, Momo and I bought you a plane ticket so that you can visit them!
Mina: Aw, you guys... I can't believe you bought me a plane ticket to Japan.
Momo: Hahaha... yeah... Japan...
Sana: Japan... where your totally human, not penguin family lives...
Sana: [Tears up round-trip ticket to Antartica behind her back]
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Jeongyeon: Whoever makes Mina look up first gets 10,000 won.
Chaeyoung: [Walks in unaware]
Mina: Oh, hi Chae
Chaeyoung: [Smiling] Hi Mina
{Annoyed sounds from the rest]
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JYP: Girls we need to talk about your professionalism
Momo, crowded with the rest of Twice on top of a table: Those are some mighty brave words coming from someone currently standing in lava
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Jihyo: Ok I'll let you guys say one curse word.
Dahyun: [Softly] damn
Chaeyoung: SHIT
Tzuyu: [Climbs onto a table and screams] FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKK
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