Nayeon: I love friendship
Nayeon: Almost as much as I love
Nayeon: MYSELF
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{Chaeyoung walks in with her newly blonde hair}
Mina: [Lowers sunglasses] Nooooot
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Tzuyu: I don't follow rules
Tzuyu: I follow dogs, on social media
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{Twice acting like immature shitheads}
Jihyo: Please help me, myself. [Prays to god Jihyo]
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Sana: What if I wanna have sex before I get married
Dahyun, holding her Bible: Well, then I guess you just have to be prepared to die
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Nayeon: I'm so beautiful, oh my god.
Tzuyu, Mina, Sana:.....
Tzuyu: Talk to my middle finger
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Nayeon: Can you do something for me?
Tzuyu: I would willingly die for you
Tzuyu: But please, continue
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Momo: ALL THESE INSTRUMENTS [points aggressively]
Momo: ALL THESE INSTRUMENTS
Momo: and you choose to play me
Mina: What happened?
Chaeyoung: Dahyun went out with Sana, apparently it was Momo's day with her.
Mina: Can't relate
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Mina: Hey Jihyo, what are you doing?
Jihyo, taking a Buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of toast she is: Leader stuff.
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Nayeon: You look pretty.
Tzuyu: I hate your guts.
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Happy late christmas sorry if this update is late this was supposed to be update in dec 25th but no internet when i got home i was opening my phone and suddenly my phone shut's down due to high temperature laptop i can't open bc it's late at night and i am not allowed anymore and i planned to do it in 24th and you know your A/N has sickness could "lAzInEeS" so i am now updating this today i don't have my so called sickness but that's all for the update and i have to go and wake up early tomorrow were going to somewhere idk but that's all today chinguus i hope you have wonderful holiday-teayhu
SONG OF THE DAY: TWICE - YES OR YES
(PS: congratualation to jungkook and tzuyu for being the most handsome and beautiful faces of 2019.)
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Twice Incorrect Quotes
Fanfictionthe tittle said it all DISCLAIMER: This blog exists for the sake of humour, what is said in these quotes has not actually been said by any members of Twice
