Sana: Nothing here is cheap
Tzuyu: Except you
Sana: Believe me, I'm not cheap
Tzuyu: Fine, free. Whatever
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Tzuyu: Wow. When did you get so maternal?
Jeongyeon: Its from taking care of Nayeon and Momo
eongyeon: I call them 'the twins' and they're taking years off my life
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Jeongyeon: 158 cm!
Chaeyoung: Noooo! It's 159! I'm not that short!
Tzuyu: [Comes into the room] Now, what are we talking about?
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After Mina has confessed her feelings}
Momo: So, you finally reveal your ultimate feelings? Well. I'm a girl with very high standards
Mina: I can make spaghetti
Momo: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards
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JYP: What are your long term goals?
Momo: I would like to not be a great disappointment
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Jeongyeon: Hey, Momo, what are you thinking about?
Momo: How I wanna take probiotics and antibiotics at the same time and have them fight inside of me.
Jeongyeon: ...
Momo: I just wanna see who wins!
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Chaeyoung: Hey so I'm gonna ask you a dating question, promise you won't be weird
Jeongyeon: I promise
Chaeyoung: So me and Sana-
Jeongyeon: You can do better
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Jihyo: You deserve the universe
Sana: I guess I already have it...
Jihyo: What?
Sana: You are my universe
Sana: [Internally] Wait, was that too much
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Nayeon: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about, be kind
Mina: I once saw you punch a girl scout because she didn't have any Thin Mints
Nayeon: Exactly that was my battle, so be kind
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Jihyo: Hey Tzuyu, I saw you at the fundraiser
Jihyo: I can't believe you made those lemon squares that were so good Jeongyeon threw hers' down the stairs
Tzuyu: Yeah people think that just because I have a shitty attitude I can't bake
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Twice Incorrect Quotes
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