Alabama X Florida

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This one is a joke, I'll do the real one later
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Alabama: Let me fuuukkkk yoooouu

Florida: NOOOOOOOO-

Alabama: YeEeEeEeEsSsSsSsS!

Florida: REEEEEEEEEE

Alabama: *tackles Florida and kisses him DrUnKlY*

Florida: *screams in unholy*

Ala: *rapes flori*

Flori: *cries in help*

-a few hours later (I'm so sorryyyy)-

Flori: *curls up and sleeps in oof*

Ala: *smiles in "I'm not high anymore"*

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I'm sorryyyyyy- ;^;

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