RUDE. |Jeonghan x Reader| COMPLETED

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"Oppa..."

"what is it now?" Jeonghan rolled his eyes.

Y/n was whining so much today and it was only 8 in the morning..

"my phone fell again."

"great"

"not great.. Can you give it to me please??" she stretched her hand.

"babe.. You place it on your belly and it always falls..stop placing it there."

"Oppa.. I used to place it on my thighs but I cant see them anymore" she shook her head this time.

"agh.. Here" Jeonghan gave it to her, then walked away.

"where are you going?"

"somewhere to pretend I can't hear you so I won't have to pick up your phone again."

"okay, go.." she nodded in agreement. "ill just lay on the couch, then when it falls again I'll stretch my arm and get hurt becausey arms are too short and ill have to get half of my body off the couch."

"this girl. Really"

"I'm joking.. Go. It won't fall again" she smiled.

"are you sure?"

"very"

"okay-"

*object dropping sound *

"fuck.."

"Ya y/l/n y/n. Thank god when you are sure about something, it always comes out as you want it." Jeonghan walked back to the couch, taking her phone in his hand.

"i don't know how it fell-"

"I know. No phone for you for today.. Imagine dropping our baby like that oh my god"

"what are you saying.. I'm not that clumsy"

"sure"

"help me up.. I want to pee"

"as you wish ma'am.."

"sarcastic Jeonghan is not cool"

"oh.. Why.. I think he is"

"sh. Now help me up, I'll pee on the couch" she freaked out.

"you'll clean it -"

"I peed.." she whines and cried in disgust while Jeonghan was making sounds as if he was disgust too. "Ouch!"

"ya.. Piss is yellow sometimes.. Isn't it?How much water do you drink that it comes out crystal clear?"

"I don't drink much.." she held her stomach, looking down to the floor. "Oppa..."they staid quiet for a few seconds.

"yeah, I know what you're going to say.." he raised his eyebrows looking at her.

"great.. Then.. Do something" she freaked out..

"okay.. Do something.." Jeonghan whispered to himself looking around him.

"aaa-AAGHHH hurry up!" She screamed in pain and started crying.

"OH MY GOD-YA HANSOL THE WATERSBROKE-"

"Oppa.."

"Not the sink ya wake up you stupid! THE BABY IS COMING BRING YOUR PALE AMERICAN ASS HERE -"

"CALL THE DOCTOR FIRST YOU DUMB!" The girl  hissed in anger.

"shut up I will" Jeonghan ran to the door and opened it, following Mingyu and Hansol to the living room again "take her to the bathroom, I'll call the doctor--"