RUDE. |Jeonghan x Reader| COMPLETED

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"YOU'LL DROP HIM"

"I won't,calm down..." Jeonghan turned to face the girl with Joonwoo on his shoulders. The baby was leaning forwards since its small body can't stand straight yet and was holding Jeonghans thumbs with his hands.

"how can you dance with my son up there.."

"your son?"

"yes. Look at him.. So good looking" she smiled big.

"come see me performing later. Bring Joonwoo with you too"

"why?"

"I want to show off my good looking family"

"you're looking for trouble" she chuckled.

"cheer for daddy" Jeonghan smirked

"ew!!!"

"ooo" Joonwoo tried to mimic y/ns sound making them both laugh.

"hit you with tha dududududu ayeah-"

"what was that?"

"guys open the door~why is the balcony door locked?"

"what do you want?" Jeonghan opened the door with the baby still on his shoulders.

"Don't be so excited when you see me. It freaks me out." Mingyu rolled his eyes but smiled big when he saw the baby. "got you~" he took him in his arms and starts making weird sounds.

"the fact that everyone pays attention to Joonwoo and not me is annoying." the girl hugs the pillow that was right next to her.

"I'm here to take him for ice cream. Wanna join?" Mingyu sat next to her, making the baby lay on his chest.

"you know he can't eat ice cream right? He only drinks milk. Not even water."

"who said he'll eat ice cream? I'll just take him with me to not be alone. He's also quiet and can't talk. I'll talk and he'll listen. Isn't that great?" Mingyu smiled big.

"ya, I don't want my son to listen to your lame problems." Jeonghan came back to the living room with his phone in his hand.

"he won't just listen to me. He'll see the world from an other view. I'm taller" he winked

"aish.. Ya"

"wait, I'll bring him so warm clothes. Oppa, you should wear thicker clothes too." Y/n got up.

"will you really give him Joonwoo?" Jeonghan raised his eyebrows.

"yes."

"y/n, bring me the kangaroo bag too" Mingyu smiled

"the what?"

"the black bag you have that looks like a back bag but it's not a back bag because you have it in the front and it has holes for the baby's legs and arms." he explains "do you know what I'm saying?"

"yes... Sadly." she walked away to bring warm clothes for her son.

When she came back she had a tiny hoodie for him, sweatpants and this,

to keep him warm.

"do you think he'll need gloves?" she mumbles.

"i think he won't fit in the kangaroo bag." Mingyu mumbled.

"ya, go wear thick clothes and come back to put the kangaroo bag on you" y/n smiled.

"fineee.." the young man left but came back as soon as possible, wearing these.

"how do I look?"

"hot"

"ya"

"not hot.." the girl shook her head when her boyfriend shoot her a glare.

"is this how you're going out?" Jeonghan raises his eyebrow

"yes. You know I'm a stylish man"

"Oppa, your mask" the girl handed him a black mask and helped him put the 'kangaroo bag' on.

"Joonwoo-yah.. I'm better than Hansol hyung, arraseo?" Mingyu snaked his arms around the baby and the kangaroo baby carrier.

"be back soon. You have to perform tonight. You should've been there already!" the girl walked him to the door.

"it's okay. We don't need to practise." Mingyu smiled. "I'll take care of him. Bye~" he waved at her, walking out of her house with baby Joonwoo being protectively in Mingyus arms.

"Oppa, wanna watch a mo-vie?" the girl asked as she was walking back, seeing Jeonghan shirtless but in his sweat pants.

"I was about to shower. Pick one. I'll be back soon." he smirked walking away.

"he started forming abs?" Y/n pouts confused, kneeling on the floor. "hm... What movie should we watch?"

"ya, let's watch the Avengers" Jeonghans head popped behind the wall.

"you scared me! Go shower" she whines and walked back to the couch  waiting for him to finish showering.

[...]

*snoring sound*

Jeonghan and y/n the only thing they didn't do was to watch the movie.
They both fell asleep after about five or ten minutes the movie started.

Having a baby is really nice but not as easy as others make you believe it is.

"ahh" Jeonghan stretched his body, feeling something on his feet.
He opened one eye, seeing a shadow since his vision was blurry, but when he rubbed both of his eyes he saw y/n curled up on the edge of the couch.

Since his feet were touching her knees he started shaking her to wake her up.

"mhm"

"wake up" Jeonghans voice cracked.

"hm." she didn't move an inch.

"the movie is over" he got up but sat next to her more comfortably, pulling her legs around his waist and hiding his head and face in her arms and chest.

"hm" she hummed again but none of them moved. Jeonghan even fell asleep again thanks to her warmth.

They hadn't enjoyed sleeping like that in three months but seems like the hours they did it were the perfect ones. No noisy members around, not Joonwoo crying for pooping or food, just their breathing sounds.

That creepy but calming silence.