DIRECT MESSAGES
TRASHM0UTH, MIKEYHANLON
mike
what do you need advice on???
richie
men.
mike
uh.....
wh. what about men, richie?
richie
how.
mike
richie you're gonna have to be specific
richie
okay so
hypothetically
let's say i am attracted to a male
mike
god this is going to be fun.
richie
so let's say. that i want to drop hints right
that i am attracted
flirt, as the kids say
how would i achieve this?
mike
well first of all, you know the sex jokes?
don't do those please.
richie
dully noted.
mike
okay so
first of all? take note of Evidents
richie
e
evidents
mike
is that not what it's called
richie
no no it's 100% correct mike
IMESSAGE
CHIE, EDS
chie
mike is dumber than i am?
eds
you're talking to mike?
chie
no.
i'm just
stalking him
bye
eds
bye?
ily!
chie
THANK YOU.
eds
???
DIRECT MESSAGES
TRASHM0UTH, MIKEYHANLON
richie
okay sir so what is the Evidents
mike
hypothetically. is the person you like someone you know in real life or a long distance crush
richie
WHY????
mike
b
because the proof is different depending on the two different relationships????
richie
oh.
the second one. hypothetically.
mike
okay so . they will laugh a lot
get flustered when you compliment them?? keysmashes usually
call you attractive a lot
IMESSAGE: MIKEY AND THE OTHER GUYS
mikey
hey eddie what do you do when you're into someone?
artsy gay
uhhh blush a LOT
stare a LOT
i. try to be the first person to like their pictures
get EXCITE D when he texts me
nicknames??? like i call richie "chie"
pet names too 🥺🥺 like baby or angel
why??
mikey
no reason hehe 👉👈
artsy gay
o okay??
DIRECT MESSAGE
TRASHM0UTH, MIKEYHANLON
mike
call you nicknames too!!! like for example maybe someone calling you "chie" instead of richie
and pet names!!! like "darling" or "angel" or "baby"
stuff like that
so if someone does that stuff?? they're into you
richie
oh sh it
mike
you alright ??
richie
Fine!!!im fine i'm ok i'm thriving
just . gay . rly gay
mike
okay cool!!!
ok so to flirt just
take all that evidents
richie
take the evidents. yes. the
the evidents
mike
and !! do it !!! to the boy you like
richie
okay !!!! cool!
wait how did u know that i'm gay hsksjs
mike
richie you said you needed advice on men
and then said you felt "rly gay"
richie
OH
forgot . thanks for your help mikey man!!
mike
no problem richie!
IMESSAGE
CHIE, EDS
chie
hi love
how are you angel
eds angel baby
hi
eds
hi chie!!!
what's with the uh
the names?
chie
IM HAPPY TO TALK TO YOU
eds
what?
chie
what?
eds
are you feeling okay or???
chie
i am fine !! im fine im okay im good im going great
eds
okay!!! you're so cute hsjsks
chie
HSKSJSJHSHSGSSJAKAKJSJSJAJSAK THWNK YOU YOURE CUTE you're the cute one you.
you are.
eds
th thank you??? hskshsjs
r u sure ur okay chie?
chie
i am okay im good
eds
okay good !! (:
chie
okay
okay good
ok cool cool cool fun talk
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictioneddie kaspbrak begins talking to a boy by the name of richie tozier, who lives in florida over 1,600 miles away from eddie's home in derry, maine. was #52 in reddie 🥺🥺💕
