A Small World? (Hetalia x Male!Reader x 2pHetalia)

Chapter 15: Revisiting

~Later~
~~Your PVO~~

     I was calling Lutz as I drove to the mansion. I would normally let Flavio drive, but we have three guests in the back. I also would never call and drive, but Flavio is a bitch. Two reasons to disobey all reason. Lutz, thankfully, picked up the phone. Of course, pops told everyone we have a portal to the 1ps dimension now. Yay?
  "(Your name)?" Lutz sounded confused.
  "Hey! I'm dropping Flavio off! Is Luciano there? Or does Flavio have to jump and roll?" I asked. I heard Kuro's sweet snickers. I love fucking that man.
  "He's... Gone right now! Please visit! I miss getting drunk with you!" Lutz cried. Too bad I wasn't recording this shit!
  "Nah, I can't stay and visit. I have some... Guests. Yeah, guests. They can't drink nor party as we can!" I giggled, causing the innocent Italian in the back to raise an eyebrow. Ludwig covered Feliciano's mouth before the poor kid could say anything. Kiku just sorta stayed silent the entire trip. Weird...
  "Talk to ya soon, I'm driving and will be there in 15," I stated and quickly hung up. I sighed.
  "What do you mean we can't party like you do?!" Italy blurted out. Flavio chuckled.
  "Senti, ragazzo, quest'uomo beve birra come se domani morisse. Potrebbe benissimo essere con le condizioni in cui si trova il fegato... (Look, kid, this man drinks beer like he's gonna die tomorrow. It could very well be with the condition in which the liver is in...)" Flavio chuckled. I rolled my eyes.
  "My liver is in great shape, thank you!" I snottily replied, shocking the others in the car.
  "You can speak Italian?" Ludwig asked. I sighed.
  "Long story short, I grew up around 2p!Austria and 2p!Italy, so I learned a bit of German, but a lot of Italian since my 'best friend' was Italian." I answered.
  "If I'm not mistaken, you used to be pretty good at talking to others in their native language." Flavio chuckled.
  "Tch did me no favors. I still owe Luciano a good ass beating from the last time we saw each other..." I mumbled.

     When we finally got there, Flavio jumped out of the car -once I parked. I got out and stretched, not really caring too much of how my body looked.
  "Well, well, well~ Look what the cat dragged back~" I heard that infamous Japanese accent smirk.
  "I'm not staying~ I got to high-tail outta here before Luciano knows I'm here!" I smirked at him. This is when he looked confused.
  "Huh? Luciano IS here... He was the one who told me to wait for you..." Kuro stated. I blinked then got in my car. I slowly started to drive off... NOPE! Of course, he planned I would do this and blocked the entrance gate with two fucking LIMOS! GRAAAHH!
  "Do you guys see a black eye patch anywhere?" I started to search my dash as the three in the back helped.
  "Nein. What do you need it for?"
  "A truth that not many people know..." I chuckled. I kept digging and groaned when I couldn't find it. I put on a headwrap around my poor broken eye and got rid of the illusion. I sighed.
  "No one says a word about my eye." I glared.

     I got out of the car to see Luciano walking my way. Lutz and Kuro followed behind. Kuro seemed confused about my eye but waved it off.
  "See, I was on my way out but your damn limos are in my way!" I pointed over. He gave a soft chuckle.
  "I see you haven't changed, vecchio amico (old friend)."
  "Don't you dare call me a friend after the last time we talked!" I glared.
  "Tch, still hung up on that? I thought you weren't the type to hold grudges."
  "I wasn't -until you got rid of my fucking eye!" I snarled. I see the men in my car uncomfortable, I gave them a look -telling them we'll go soon.
  "Oh? Then I should finish the job, huh?" Luciano brought out a knife. I made my hands glow a bright (favorite color).
  "Try it!" that's all it took for us to stand there, waiting for the other to take the first swing. Unfortunately, I had people who were done waiting for me.
  "(Y/N)!!!!!" Feliciano jumped out of the car and tackled me, surprising everyone there.
  "Ti prego, non uccidere nessuno! Facciamo la pasta e diventiamo tutti amici! Waaah! (Please don't kill anyone! Let's just make pasta and all be friends!)" Feliciano screamed into my chest. To say it wasn't cute would be an understatement! I patted the back of his head and sighed.
  "Don't worry, when we get to pop's place, we can make some vegan pasta for dinner... Allen still lives there..." I patted his head.
  "Who the fuck in your chest?!" Kuro gave off an evil aura. That just scared Feliciano more into my chest.
  "First, stop being scary and he'll let go. Two, this is one of my guest I mentioned. Feli, this is Luciano, Kuro, and Lutz." I pointed to each one. Feli slowly looked up, tears in his eyes. He gave a slight wave.
  "Can you please get off my 娼婦め (whore)?" Kuro asked. I blushed a deep scarlet red.
  "Don't call me that in front of a virgin! The heck is wrong with you!"
  "(Y/n)? What does 娼婦め (whore) mean?" Feli said. That's when I passed out.